Hey, Franks, it's Friday, June 9th, 2023 coming up on the program today.

Merrill Wanda is a vegetable, and Pat Robertson is a rod in corpse.

Plus, a water-headed makeup tutorial.

You know, you're not well-liked at work when your co-workers leave severed heads at your desk

and listening to porn blaring at an ice cream stand.

We bring you open Bible dialogue with your host, Joseph Chambers.

Open Bible dialogue is two hours of presentation and discussion from the infallible Word of God.

You're the special guest, and you're invited to call and participate.

When you wake up in the night and you worry, you just start playing and calling over the name of Jesus

and rest your life in his care, and he will give you victory.

Okay, well, what about his dreams I'm having about his snakes every now, you know?

I like the same thing.

I mean, go to God with all your heart and your faith.

Okay, well, the greatest thing is I'll wake up with erections after these drinks.

So, listen, now, I'm not the time of your call, and we're going to do our best to trace you,

your people that are so ugly and so mean, and so idiot.

You know, it's horrible.

Hey, Lever.

Listen, I don't know these idiots are calling up here with all these silly phone calls,

but I've listened to you several occasions, and I find that what you're doing is valuable,

and we need your voice, and I am totally naked and covered in pancakes, sir.

It's amazing how crazy these fellows are.

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