Taking Home Gold In The Masturbation Olympics

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 9 May 2025

⏱️ 51 minutes

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On Today’s Show:We’re ending the week with a slathering of slop and sexual dysfunction! First up, an update on the original “Fat Man” of YouTube—turns out he scammed his own father out of $30,000 for scratch-offs and is now grounded like a 40-year-old teen. Then, we check in with the Manifesto of a Pornosexual, a […]

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0:00.0	Hey, Freaks, it's Friday, May 9th, 2025.
0:04.4	Coming up on the program today, the original fat man scammed his own father out of $30,000.
0:10.1	Plus, reading from a pornosexuals manifesto, mom strokes out crossing a bridge,
0:15.6	and plumping your shaft with cocktalks injections.
0:19.7	All this today.
0:23.3	I'm Tim Henson, and I approve this message.
0:27.6	Petty cake, rainbow brain.
0:31.0	Rainbow brain.
0:33.5	Patty cake.
0:35.4	Chicken taprazini.
0:38.6	Chicken taprazini. Chicken Tatser Zini
0:40.3	Chicken Tatser Zini
0:41.7	Rainbow Bread just beats the band
0:44.5	It's
0:45.0	Chicken Tentra Zini
0:46.2	First in the store
0:49.0	Rainbow Bread
0:50.5	Chicken Tats Tresini
0:52.1	Rainbow Bread
0:53.4	Let's do that all one more time.
0:55.4	And it's good.
0:57.2	Do he want her and the chicken satrazzanine?
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