An Intimate Conversation With A Poop Connoisseur

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 7 May 2025

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Tim’s Rant: Trump’s New Holidays Audio Clips: Explicit and Absurd News Stories Voicemails Support the Show 00:00:00 Introduction 02:06:17 Trump Fumbles On His Newest US Holidays 07:49:02 Awkward Verbal Gay Dad Sex 12:01:09 Laying An Egg For Your Mistress 12:45:14 Human And Dog Shit Eater Andy Has Something To Say 16:44:03 Calling Dirty Butt Lover […]

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0:00.0	Hey Freaks, it's Wednesday, May 7th, 2025.
0:03.3	Coming up on the program today, I talk with a shit eater about the logistics of mailing out poop.
0:08.1	Plus, awkward talk during daddy sex.
0:10.7	Apparently, just having eyelashes is pretty gay now.
0:14.6	And when your meth-addicted pet raccoon, rat you out.
0:17.6	All this, but your voice smells today!
0:22.4	Distorted View Daily, proudly presents B. Arthur, looking for some primo cannabis.
0:32.1	Hello?
0:33.1	Hello?
0:35.3	I need some marijuana.
0:38.3	Excuse me? I've got to have some marijuana. Hello? Hello? I need some marijuana. Excuse me? I've got to have some marijuana.
0:41.3	Well, I don't have any.
0:43.3	I did you a favor?
0:45.3	You do me a favor.
0:46.3	Who the hell is it?
0:48.3	Angela?
0:49.3	I have no idea. I don't even know an Angela.
0:51.3	I had the real pot. The real pot. I had it, but after three days of
0:57.4	fighting with my husband and no sleep and taking abuse from my next door neighbor, my husband took it
1:02.5	away from me just 20 minutes ago. Baby, I don't even know you. I think you've got a wrong number.
1:08.8	I need some marijuana.
1:11.6	Who am I?
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