Pop Me Daddy – Balloon Lovers Get Freaky With The Squeaky

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2025

⏱️ 50 minutes

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0:00.0	Hey, freaks, it's Monday, May 12th, 2025.
0:04.1	Coming up on the program today,
0:05.6	squeaky masturbation with a balloon fetishist.
0:08.6	Plus, my 600-pound life, Stephen Asante is back,
0:11.7	and even more toothless than ever.
0:13.6	A dragon being shares his story,
0:16.1	and setting your friend on fire because he was being a dick.
0:19.2	All this was your voicemails today.
0:39.2	La la la la. your friend on fire because he was being a dick. All this was your voicemails today. La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La
0:41.2	La La La La La I'm gonna'allot, Ashthesele-Hellet-Lead-Lead-Lead-Lead.
0:55.0	That's-A-Lead,
0:57.0	I'm-Gel-G-G-Gel-E-Let,
1:01.0	J'Ale-Lead,
1:04.0	O-Let,
1:05.0	S'an-E-O-Let, It's just a little bit It's a
1:24.7	It's Dissauld It's Mr. H Daily with Tim Henson.
1:28.3	Mrs. Butterworth is twice as thick, and it's made with force urine.
1:32.1	Fuck you if you're not from Palm Beach County.
1:35.0	Crystal Matt loosens up your butt hole.
1:37.1	Drunken Negro-faced cookies.
1:39.4	Get it together!
1:40.5	Yes, Tim Manson back here with you to kick off a new week of shows. Have a great one for you.
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