Taking A Statement Shit – A Bowel Movement That Sends A Message

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Tim Henson

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🗓️ 19 September 2022

⏱️ 48 minutes

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ON TODAY’S SHOW Introduction 0:00.000 The Yellowjackets Got Me Again 1:50.750 Meade Almost Pooped Himself Again 6:37.253 New Age Light Traveling To A World With Dragons 12:14.638 Calling The Guy Who Left A Pile Of Poop In Front Of Your Motel 17:28.795 Linda Finkle Hall Of Fame Nominee 20:23.064 Become A Sideshow Member Today! 24:58.324 Butt Buzzing Your Way To Grandmaster 27:01.507 Adam And Eve – Promo Code: FREAK – 50% Off 29:26.738 The Second Coming Of Jesus Features A […]

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0:00.0	Freaks, it's Monday, September 19th, 2022, coming up on the program today.
0:05.0	Meet Skelton, praises the Lord for not being incognitive,
0:08.2	plus taking a statement, shit, about a movement that conveys a message.
0:12.7	The second coming of Jesus just sought off his leg
0:15.7	and Grandmaster prostate buzzed his way to a win.
0:30.0	I grew to maturity, but my people even made me say, so give them one sign of policy.
0:51.4	My hair, a little boy's penis, yeah, a little boy's penis,
0:57.4	a little boy's penis, a hair, and a little brown.
1:12.4	Now it pays to see it, but I've cashed here on 15 bucks,
1:17.4	it pays all I've touched it, get you down to 100 bucks,
1:22.4	and a sign of who crossed yet to 100 years,
1:27.4	by the treat my little boy's penis.
1:31.4	All right down here to question.
1:34.4	This is the distorted view show with Tim Hanson.
1:37.4	I bathe at my own urine every day, because I always have these jars going.
1:40.4	I'm throwing my back one.
1:42.4	Mrs. Butterworth is twice as thick, and it's made with...
1:45.4	Fourth urine.
1:46.4	Do you like face penis?
1:48.4	She's kind of like chicken heel soup.
1:51.4	All right, hey freaks, Tim back here with you back to start a new week.
1:55.4	Programs got a great one for you today, maybe possibly.
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