The Next Generation of Toilets

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 15 September 2022

⏱️ 49 minutes

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On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Butthole Removal Medical Procedure 2:28.915 Tim Designs The Next Generation of Toilets 7:49.882 Meade Skelton Mourns The Queen Of England’s Death 10:31.140 Meade Skelton’s 9/11 Memories And Conspiracy Theory 13:54.779 Those High School Furry / Litter Box Rumors Won’t Die 22:03.815 Sign Up For SuperFreakSideshow.Com 26:28.288 Teacher/Parent Messaging App Hacked With XXX Meme 28:08.312 A Teacher With A Bag Fill Of (DICK) Tricks 33:25.024 Lost Leggage 38:49.479 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending 43:25.869

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0:00.0	Freaks, it's Wednesday, Thursday-ish, September 14th, 2022, coming up on the program today
0:05.5	is a but-hole removal procedure right for you!
0:08.6	Plus, why does Mead Skelton smell like cat piss?
0:11.5	A box full of dildo props, and a caping asshole was sent to potentially millions of parents.
0:17.5	All this, put your voice mails, tada!
0:20.5	Distorted view daily proudly presents the continuing adventures of Harry Potter!
0:30.5	There was a pause while Harry continued to pound Hermione's lullied fudge,
0:35.5	which he had done several times to Ron already.
0:38.5	Ron ejaculated, come, the size of a grapefruit.
0:42.5	Dumbledore's thick come, flew out of the pulsating top and whipped through the air.
0:48.5	Faggots, said Snape.
0:50.5	Professor Ambridge seemed to decide that she could ignore the fat come towards no longer.
0:55.5	She looked as though she might have a farting, seizure.
0:58.5	Did you want to ask something about the chapter, dear?
1:01.5	She asked Hermione, as though she had only just noticed her.
1:05.5	Not about the chapter, no, said Hermione.
1:08.5	Well, we'll jerk him just now.
1:11.5	Said Professor Ambridge, showing her slightly damp moldy smell in come-
1:16.5	Harry said at it.
1:18.5	Ron kept spurting come in a pool of his own poo,
1:21.5	as though hoping to pick up ten-year-olds.
1:24.5	If you have other queries, we can deal with them at the end of jerking off.
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