Marinated Sleepy-Time Chicken

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

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🗓️ 21 September 2022

⏱️ 50 minutes

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ON TODAY’S SHOW Introduction 0:00.000 More Versions Of Jump 1:47.289 Officer Happy Ending 2:59.302 Following Up With A Death Threat At Autozone 11:29.847 New Political Ads: Grandma Raps And Punk Rock Yacht Magnate 16:53.982 Humiliated At The Car Wash 23:14.294 Sign Up For The Sideshow 26:15.691 Instagram Model Calls Out Adam Levine For Cheating 29:15.753 Dog The Bounty Hunter Finds Religion 35:40.306 Marinating Chicken In Black Out Coma Juice 42:02.411 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending 44:41.640 Have Your Voicemail Played […]

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0:00.0	Frank, it's Wednesday, September 21st, 2022, coming up on the program today, punk rock
0:05.7	singer by day, multi-millionaire yacht manufacturer by night. Plus, issuing a speeding ticket
0:11.7	while requesting a happy ending, a whore issues a death threat at an auto zone, and marinating
0:17.2	your chicken in over-the-counter drugs.
0:30.0	I get it up, I take in a shit in that morning, and my shit starts to brown, my shit smeared
0:37.1	ass, and I'm just rough, past to his eager mouth, but it's that slight brown, a little
0:43.1	streak of shit on his fingers, and I know, this sweet smile of shit was on the air,
0:48.0	I too lack my view, tangy peanuts and corn, pushing closer to the hole, and I'm crunching,
0:55.5	I'm breaking my seal, well, can't you see me sitting here, I've got my eyes, I dance
1:03.0	the edge of your teeth, leading out shit, and I'm about to excrete, the tangy tip of
1:09.8	the blade lights up, and I'm about to scat, baby, I'm about to scat, baby, I'm about
1:20.3	to scat, baby, I'm about to scat, baby, I'm about to scat, baby, I'm about to scat, baby,
1:26.3	I'm about to scat, baby, I'm about to scat, baby, I'm about to scat, baby, I'm about
1:31.3	to scat, baby, I'm about to scat, baby, I'm about to scat, baby, I'm about to scat, baby,
1:35.3	I'm about to scat, baby, I'm about to scat, baby, I'm about to scat, baby, I'm about to scat,
1:36.4	baby, that's the best way to chew it.
1:39.7	That really gave me stranny, baby, he brought.
1:43.3	Don't rave me la fuzz alla matina!
1:46.9	Oh my goodness, yes, Dimension Back Here with you.
1:50.5	For the Wednesday edition of Distorted View Daily got a great one for you today.
1:55.4	At the top of the program you heard a very old listener submitted song, a version of van
2:00.6	Halens Jump that they called Dump. Get it? Now would be a good time to play this.
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