Mass Vomiting At 40,000 Feet In The Air

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2024

⏱️ 58 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:32:09 My BFF Joey’s Birthday! 06:31:12 Richard Simmons Posting Weird Stuff On Youtube 13:28:09 Daniel Larson Got Busted By The Feds! 17:33:10 Frankie Macdonald Comes Out As a BBW Lover 21:26:00 Woman Called “Fat Ass” For Trying To Cancel Gym Membership 25:04:24 Woman Desperately Wants To Be A Victim 31:44:06 […]

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0:00.0	Hey Freaks, it's Wednesday, May 8th, 2024 coming up on the program.
0:04.5	Today Daniel Larson has been busted by the feds.
0:07.7	I wonder why.
0:08.7	Stop you!
0:10.7	Plus our favorite weatherman, Frankie McDonald reveals he's's a chubby chaser, a fat ass tries to cancel her gym membership, and a quadriplegic attacks a cop.
0:19.0	Oh, how cute! Fisn't, man, that's a giant fat fucking dog, yeah. Yeah. You are working for big penis, man?
0:35.0	Oh, fuck, yeah, boy.
0:39.0	Oh, just for you, man.
0:41.0	Fuck yeah.
0:42.0	All right, now it's pretty common knowledge that I love
0:46.6	that giant fucking penis.
0:50.4	Very proud of that problem.
0:54.4	Fuck, yeah.
0:55.4	Fuck, yeah for that.
0:58.6	Penness.
1:00.6	I beat my days up the pain.
1:03.0	Painus.
1:05.0	I beat my day,
1:06.0	fuck the pain.
1:08.0	Painness.
1:09.0	I beat my day fucking pain.
1:12.0	Fe Feenen. Feels fucking pain. It's the
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