Take Your Jeans Off w/ Rick Glassman | Your Mom's House Ep. 857

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews, Tv & Film, Comedy, Relationships

4.7 • 23.7K Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2026

⏱️ 84 minutes

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0:00.0	Welcome, welcome to your mom's house.
0:09.0	Welcome to another episode of your mom's house.
0:14.0	Christine's on the road this week.
0:16.0	She's doing shows, stand-up comedy shows, and so she's not here today. But sitting in, we're very excited to have for the first time here. You can see tickets. You can get tickets. You can see them on tour right now on the loose tour. Ricky's on the loose. Ricky's on the loose. At Rick Glassman.com slash tour. It's Rick Glassman, everybody.
0:38.5	Look at that.
0:39.5	Yeah, it is.
0:40.2	It's a hot room.
0:41.0	It's a hot room, dude.
0:41.6	We're getting some laughs beforehand.
0:43.2	Yeah, man.
0:43.9	They know the fucking deal.
0:45.2	Wow.
0:45.5	Is that a thing?
0:46.1	Is that a thing that you ask?
0:47.0	Oh, we have pre-show meetings.
0:48.2	I'm like, you don't fucking laugh.
0:49.3	You don't fucking work here. here yeah see he knows are they miced up they're they're they can get they can put the mics on
0:57.6	yeah what's going on brother you're killing they know they know you're killing they know
1:04.1	i've never i've never i've never met her and uh i was sad that she wasn't going to be here today
1:08.4	yeah she um she left this morning for um for dallas do gigs there she's that yeah make bring it home dude i'm off oh i was uh that was uh that was the picturing her standing up and leaning over to me and you're just going like this yeah yeah pinched her nipples that's good she liked that a lot yeah big nipple fan yeah are you a nipple guy i don't i don't i saying like, hey, you want to go on a date? Let me see your nipples. Yeah, but how about your nipples? How about them? Do you like them touched, played with, caressed, sucked, all that stuff? It's not something that I say like, I suck my nipples, but like if they're kissing me and they suck my nipples, and by they,
1:44.8	you know what I'm talking about.
1:45.6	Yeah, yeah. Then I'm like, oh, this is nice. It's nice. Yeah. But it's not necessary. And I don't, whatever, we get a little sexual in here. Sure. I feel very similar about my balls. It's nice, but I'm not, I don't need that. You don't demand it.
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