Shitting Gold w/ David Cross | Your Mom's House Ep. 856

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Relationships, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.7 • 23.7K Ratings

🗓️ 22 April 2026

⏱️ 102 minutes

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The End is Ari's new storytelling show! And it's finally here! Only at https://theend.ymhstudios.com/ . Get 7 full, hour long episodes of completely unfiltered stories for $29.99. Get it now! Check out David Cross' newest special The End Of The Beginning Of The End at https://officialdavidcross.com/ SPONSORS: - Head to https://Wayfair.com April 25th through the 27th to shop Way Day. - Find LUCY near you at lucy.co/stores, or save 20% on your first online order at https://lucy.co/YMH with promo code YMH. - For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://Hims.com/YMH. Mommy! On this episode of Your Mom's House, Tom and Christina talk about Tina's recent performances and how she's actively working to the make the Comedy Mothership gayer. They then open the show with another clip courtesy of Kinky Unc, before moving on to cool gmail guy, some cool chiropractors, and that knucklehead cornhole pro with no limbs. The mommies are then joined by actor and comedian David Cross. David promotes his new comedy special THE END OF THE BEGINNING OF THE END, produced by Tom and YMH Studios and gets a hard lesson in TikTok slop before the trio discuss everything from college education to gold dipped steak. They also talk furries, British fetishes, Roosevelt Island, the Perfect Smile, Machu Picchu, and a clip so wild, David Cross had to get out of his seat to get a closer look! Enjoy! Your Mom’s House Ep. 856 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:07:32 - Opening Clip: Stop Teasing Me 00:19:02 - Can't Trust Internet Girls 00:23:26 - Really Cool Chiropractors 00:30:40 - Quadriplegic Cornhole Pro 00:38:26 - Clip: Strong Ass Fish 00:40:31 - David Cross & College Education 00:49:18 - The End of the Beginning of the End 00:59:44 - Golden Shit 01:06:28 - Roosevelt Island & Silver Lake 01:15:22 - TikToks 01:22:40 - Fake Plastic Teeth 01:26:01 - Furries & Fetishes 01:31:36 - More TikToks 01:39:50 - Closing Song - "TikTok All Stars" by Captain Marc Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Your mother is doing stand-up. And I've just added Brea, California, June 5th, and 6. Get your tickets at
0:09.1	ChristinaPee.com. Welcome. Welcome to your mom's house. Welcome to another episode of your mom's house.
0:24.2	We're going to talk about some hard-hitting real stuff this week.
0:27.7	Get ready.
0:28.4	There's a crisis happening in the world, and we're the place to figure out how to resolve it.
0:33.3	That's right, Tim.
0:34.4	That's right.
0:34.8	So a lot of serious issues we're going to get into on this show
0:39.4	a couple of things to to just let you know the end r ari shafir's uh storytelling show is out
0:46.7	it's at ymh studios dot com right now um we produced it it's uh an epic i believe is it is it six, seven parts? How many parts is it?
0:55.6	Seven. Seven episodes. Crazy lineup. Shane Gillis, Nate Bargazzi, Tony Hinchcliffe, Miss Pat,
1:03.5	Chris DiStefano, Ali Sadeek, Jordan Jensen, and so on and so on. I'm in one of the episodes.
1:10.0	It's a lot of fun and we put a lot into it and it came
1:14.2	out amazing. So please check it out if you have not. It's at yMH studios.com. Also, Gene over here is on the
1:21.4	road. I'm road dogging. I just did mothership this weekend and thank you to everybody who came out.
1:27.3	The shows were
1:27.8	extraordinary and it was so much fun and I'm going to keep it going.
1:32.3	I'm the first tour doing an hour in a while. That's a pretty exciting thing. And it's so good.
1:38.0	I haven't done stand-up in like two years because of that whole- Envisaline, I remember. But now
1:43.8	you're talking about- Talking about Invisaline, I remember. But now you're talking about...
1:46.8	Talking about invisaline and how hard it was for you to go through that.
1:50.9	April 24th and 25th, Irving, Texas at the punchline.
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