Is Ray J Gay? w/ Ari Shaffir | Your Mom's House Ep. 858

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews, Tv & Film, Comedy, Relationships

4.7 • 23.7K Ratings

🗓️ 6 May 2026

⏱️ 89 minutes

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The End is here! Ari's new storytelling show is $5.99 per episode at https://theend.ymhstudios.com/ There's a total of 7 episodes for you to enjoy! SPONSORS: - Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial today at https://shopify.com/ymh. - Right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third for FREE with promo code YMH. Welcome back to another episode of Your Momma's Place! Christine is still off on the road so Tom is joined by another Jew, Mr. Ari Shaffir. Tom and Ari talk The End and share some stories that were interrupted a few weeks back on 2 Bears., Tom then opens the show with a video of pure black joy, which leads to Tom and Ari discussing the hierarchy of black compliments. Tom and Ari also get into a wild hypothetical involving Michael Jackson, another guy who killed his wife in the tropics, Bruce Bruce, favorite Porn genres, someone named Muddy Buck, plus Tom plays some Horrible or Hilarious clips, and the pair debate a question from a viral video that left Cam Newton speechless: "Is Ray J gay?" That and so much more on Yer Mum's Residence! Your Mom’s House Ep. 858 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:53 - Ari's Storytelling Show 00:04:21 - Dunked On By Black Kids 00:09:20 - Not As Good As You Thought 00:14:27 - Ciccio Bomba 00:19:28 - Opening Clip: Black Joy 00:21:32 - The Hierarchy Of Black Compliments 00:30:42 - Big Dick Feminism & Tom's Bruce Bruce Story 00:35:41 - Cutting Stuff Out 00:41:32 - Murder In The Bahamas 00:47:37 - Muddy Buck & Favorite Porn Genres 00:55:18 - Michael Jackson Would You Rather? 00:58:39 - Horrible Or Hilarious 01:10:11 - Is Ray J Gay? 01:21:54 - Ari's Production Cards 01:24:58 - Wrap Up 01:26:59 - Closing Song - "Flender Jewid (AKA Gender Fluid In Your Mouth) by ToasterTub Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Did you bring that?
0:01.0	No.
0:02.0	Was that just here?
0:03.0	Yeah.
0:04.0	I thought the lady would be here.
0:05.0	Just got to be represented.
0:06.0	Oh, that's right.
0:07.0	Welcome.
0:08.0	Welcome to your mom's house.
0:11.0	Ready in chomesh, four, shalosh, steim. He knows. The only guy that actually knows what you're fucking saying. Everyone's always like, what kind of cryptic bullshit is that? It's blackmailing the government. Welcome to another episode, Your Mom's House. We're here with the great Ari Shafir, everybody. Let them hear it. Thank you. Before...
0:37.7	Nice. Thank you.
0:38.7	We'll obviously get into great detail, but just a reminder to everybody that the end is out.
0:43.1	It's at YMH Studios.com.
0:45.6	This is multiple episodes with a crazy lineup of comedians doing the storytelling show that you you popularized.
0:56.5	Is that it?
0:59.1	It's four syllables.
0:59.8	That's big for you.
1:00.5	Big word.
1:00.8	I don't usually speak about it.
1:01.9	Yeah, it's crazy.
1:03.4	But obviously you had your storytelling show that you used to do around town.
1:07.3	This is not happening, which contractually legally is completely unrelated to this show. Completely unrelated, but it was also a storytelling show. If any other comics says it's the same, that's on them. That's on them. If Tom or I say it, that's a major problem. It's a big problem. So this is a different show. It's a different show, but it was a storytelling show. We would do it um i remember doing it at melrose and
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