Well, it's Friday evening six o'clock and all my friends were twisting off, I met the

house just turning on TV, but we all wonder why I've changed how many times the stock

was playing its basic honky-tonk and that of me, the drink and bones connected to the party

bone, the party bones connected to the standout all night long, and she won't think it's funny

and I wonder why they never met, the lonely bones connected to the drink and bone,

hey two plus two is always pouring down his south and up his north, and 32 degrees,

I'm not sure why the ladies are not amused when we come staggered home, after we've been out

with our buddies, why is that, they just don't have our same sense of humor, oh no, I know I'm

late, why are you mad, I'm not mad at you, why are you mad at me, how many divorces out of that

kind of nonsense, how many do's left to sleep on the front porch, how many do's that when they finally

sober up years later, hey I think I should've done that, it seemed like a good idea at the time,

you know I wish I knew it, 22, what I know it, 52, I'd have been less fun, I think I'd be,

I think I'd have more money and savings, all in all a good thing, and then there's those

poor bastards that never grow up, they never get out of it, they're still making bad decisions,

five, six divorces, and talking about how awful women are, all money grubbers, they're all gold diggers,

you think you might be part of the problem just curious, you think you might be just a little bit

of the problem, maybe some of that, well you know maybe I'm just too wonderful, yeah maybe so,

maybe so, well wherever you're heading, let's do an attitude adjustment and head home,

and be the best husband or wife we can possibly be, let's put aside what bothered us all weekend

long, let's focus on good things, if you're lucky enough that your kids are still actively in your

life under your roof, let's spend a little time with them, last night I was sitting out on the back

porch, I was watching my documentary on Henry Ford, and how he came up with the model A,

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