The Michael Berry Show

Ramon just reminded me I forgot to do the voicemails

But he always does it in the most heady time

Instead of politely saying ZAR

Might I remind you, you know like jeez would do for birdie

Might I remind you kids

Hello boys and girls, it's Friday

So you know what that means

It's time to check Michael Berry's answering machine

What's he called this week

There's a country club in Houston

It's the second most exclusive country club

The most expensive is one called the River Oat's Country Club

And it's a really really expensive to get in

I don't know over a hundred thousand dollars

I don't know exactly how much because obviously I'm not a member

What was Oscar Wilde said I wouldn't be a member of a club that would have me

But

That's the River Oat's Country Club

And then there is the Houston Country Club

Which is also really expensive and probably over a hundred thousand dollars too

And these clubs are very very hoity-toity

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