Take OFF The Knee Brace

Bloodline Banter

2M Media Group

Comedy, Society & Culture

5.0 • 661 Ratings

🗓️ 21 May 2026

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Welcome back to Bloodline Banter where this week we start off talking about Family Feud and somehow end up debating horse farms, marathon running, organ donation, and why root beer tastes like something that should never have been approved for human consumption. This episode is completely all over the place in the best way possible. We get into sleep scores, gym goals, Cherry Coke addictions, social media couples that seem just a little too performative, and the realization that embarrassment on the internet no longer exists. Somewhere in the middle of it all, Landon decides he wants a massive horse farm even though he barely wants to ride horses, and Riley starts talking about becoming a bestselling author while getting roasted over the phrase “in fact.” We also take a trip back into Southern childhood memories with rodeos, boiled peanuts, Blockbuster nights, barrel races, and growing up on a farm where flying through a field in a side-by-side at unsafe speeds somehow counted as normal behavior. There’s also a very passionate conversation about people who wear hospital bracelets way longer than necessary and why gym class may have permanently traumatized both of us. And of course, Cousin Counsel gets messy this week with family drama spilling into a classroom, a boyfriend with an extremely questionable “girl best friend” situation, and a listener preparing to move away from home for the first time and feeling completely terrified about starting over. If you’ve ever lied about how fast you were driving, dreamed about owning land and horses for absolutely no reason, judged couples on TikTok, missed Friday nights at Blockbuster, or felt personally attacked by a gym teacher growing up… this episode is for you. Submit all stories, questions, and Cousin Counsel chaos to team@bloodlinebanterofficial.com and you might end up featured on the next episode. Sponsors: Go to https://sunriseflourmill.com and use code BANTER for 20% off your first order. Visit https://tryfum.com/bloodline and use code BLOODLINE to receive a free gift with your Journey Pack. Bloodline Banter: Instagram - (https://www.instagram.com/bloodlinebanterofficial/) Tiktok - (https://www.tiktok.com/@bloodlinebanterofficial/) Snapchat - (https://www.snapchat.com/@bloodlinebanter) Email - (team@bloodlinebanterofficial.com) Landon Mauk: Snapchat - (https://www.snapchat.com/@landonmauk) Instagram - (https://www.instagram.com/itslandonmauk/) Tiktok - (https://www.tiktok.com/@landon.mauk) Facebook - (https://www.facebook.com/landonmauk/) Riley Mitchell: Snapchat - (https://www.snapchat.com/@rileygmitchell3) Instagram - (https://www.instagram.com/realrileymitchell/) Tiktok - (https://www.tiktok.com/@rileygmitchell) Facebook - (https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61562003576933)

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0:00.0	Hello everybody. Welcome back to Bloodline Banter. I'm Riley. And I'm Landon.
0:04.0	You know, every time we say that, all I can think about is... I keep wanting to say I'm Riley. Well, you're not. Every time we say that, all I can think about is, and we got a good one for you today, folks. On this side, because I'm on Family Feud. Do they don't say, though, my name is... My name is Steve Harvey, and we got a good one for you today, folks.
0:21.7	On this side, all the way from New Mexico, we got the right family, and we got the Jones family. Give me Carl, give me Matt. Would you ever do that? Hell yeah, I'd go on family feud, yes. Would you ever go on family feud, Kirstenirsten okay i would love to go in family feud but
0:39.2	anyways do they even do that anymore still yeah they film in Atlanta oh i thought they just i thought i
0:45.7	kept watching reruns over and over and over and over and over again anyways into regular
0:49.8	scheduled programming it's weird to ask how you slept last night because it's 3.30 right now
0:54.9	during the day. We're not recording early in the morning. But how did you sleep last night?
0:59.2	I slept great. My sleep score was in 91. You got a crown. I did. My was a 69.
1:04.7	Yesterday it was 93. What's going on? Jesus. I pray before bed.
1:11.9	You don't have any worry.
1:29.9	Juvenated and washed in the blood. Amen. I hope you do that every day. I do. That's probably don't. You probably just started doing it. I'll be honest. I do forget to pray sometimes. But it's not because I don't mean it. I was praying the other night and I fell asleep. Sometimes I pray. that ever happened to you you ever pray a little sometimes I pray and I forget I'm
1:29.2	praying and I just be talking to Jesus like he's my own me and I'll be quiet today and Lord I hate
1:34.1	why are you so quiet today I don't know I just took my medicine for the first time in two days
1:38.8	your anxiety medicine yeah well I haven't taken it the past two days because I keep forgetting but I took took it about an hour ago. And I will say I'm a little bit loopy, so if I look a little drunk, I'm not. Yeah, your eyes do look glossy. Yeah. I didn't know it done that to you. Yeah. Anyways, I'm drinking a Coke right now. This is so funny. I'm hitting a gym today. Did you go this morning? Yes. Okay, I wasn't. That's a lot. I knew it was.
2:35.6	You'd have told me if you went. I am going this afternoon, though. I am, for real. I ate right all day. I woke up this morning. I ate my three eggs, three extra egg watts in it, sourdough piece of sourdough toast, and grape. And then for lunch, I drank a core protein powder shake on the way here. And a fly flew in it. And then it got thrown away. And then Kirsten, I was like, she came to my apartment. She said, do you want to cut? I said, do you want to Dr. Pepper? I have Dr. Pepper? She said, no, I'm not drinking any sodas anymore.
2:36.4	No more sodas.
2:49.0	And I was like, well, I'm on my health journey starting today. And I'm drinking a Coke and I had a protein shake. And it's about healthy balance, you know. Look, right here. Zero calories. I don't mess with a Diet Coke, but I will say this.
2:51.2	Cherry Coke has me by the throat.
2:53.4	One a day is not going to hurt.
2:54.0	Right.
2:51.2	That's important. Calories. I don't mess with a Diet Coke, but I will say this. Cherry Coke has me by the throat.
2:53.3	One a day is not going to hurt.
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