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Bloodline Banter

2M Media Group

Society & Culture, Comedy

5.0 • 657 Ratings

🗓️ 28 May 2026

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Welcome back to another chaotic episode of Bloodline Banter, where this week somehow turns into a full discussion about raw Mexican restaurant chicken, the downfall of Pizza Hut, impossible gym membership cancellations, fake résumés, DoorDash drivers refusing to come upstairs, and why every small town only has pizza and Mexican food. We also debate croutons, church potlucks, Krispy Kreme runs in Pigeon Forge, bagel shops with questionable health scores, and the fact that some people absolutely should not be allowed to cheat in relationships. Of course, we also introduce the official Bloodline Banter hunger scale: Starving Marving, Starving Joanna, Starving Cletus, and the dangerously severe Starving Jebediah. Plus Bloodline Brain Check returns, Cousin Counsel goes completely off the rails, and we announce a very special upcoming guest: Abby Lee Miller. If you’ve ever gotten irrationally emotional over a Pizza Hut salad bar or threatened to pull over for a Hunts Brothers Pizza because you were Starving Jebediah… this episode is for you. SPONSORS: Sunrise Flour Mill: Go to https://sunriseflourmill.com and use code BANTER for 20% off your first order Cowboy Colostrum: Use code BANTER at checkout for 25% off your entire order or visit cowboycolostrum.com/banter. SUBMIT YOUR STORIES / COUSIN COUNSEL: team@bloodlinebanterofficial.com SUBMIT YOUR STORIES / COUSIN COUNSEL: team@bloodlinebanterofficial.com Bloodline Banter: Instagram - ( / bloodlinebanterofficial ) Tiktok - ( / bloodlinebanterofficial ) Snapchat - ( / @bloodlinebanter ) Email - (team@bloodlinebanterofficial.com) Landon Mauk: Snapchat - ( / @landonmauk ) Instagram - ( / itslandonmauk ) Tiktok - ( / landon.mauk ) Facebook - ( / landonmauk ) Riley Mitchell: Snapchat - ( / @rileygmitchell3 ) Instagram - ( / realrileymitchell ) Tiktok - ( / rileygmitchell ) Facebook - (https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?...)

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0:00.0	Hello everybody. Welcome back to Bloodline Banter. I'm Landon. And I'm Riley. And here we are. Here we are. We got a good one for you today, folks. Um, how'd you sleep last? I slept good. My sleep before was like a 78, but I had like, I dreamed all night. And I like, I woke up at like four o'clock and I was able to pick back up on my dream whenever I was done. Don't you like it when I love it.
0:24.1	Because I want to finish the plot.
0:27.7	My sleep score is 77. My one's like a 76 I think. Forgot to cut my sleep mode on on my phone last
0:33.8	night and at 429 this morning I get a Snapchatchat. Landon was late to his office hours.
0:39.0	And it woke me up. And then I was up. And then I felt like asleep for a couple hours and it was
0:45.2	all well with the world. Yeah. It's all been good over here. What are we talking about today?
0:50.1	You know, we don't have this episode planned out whatsoever. So just whatever comes to my mind is what we're going to talk about.
0:56.2	I don't know, actually.
0:58.3	Okay.
0:58.9	Well, do you make your coffee this morning or no?
1:03.2	I did make my coffee this morning.
1:05.5	It was really good.
1:06.5	You know, I had to switch instant coffees because the next cafe the Ness Cafe that I always used was, like,
1:12.7	it just tasted super burned.
1:14.7	So I opened up another one and it still tasted burned.
1:16.9	So I went down to the K. Rogers, the Kroger.
1:21.3	And I got some Starbucks instant coffee.
1:24.0	And was it better?
1:26.1	Tasted like wellness in the world.
1:29.4	Ness Cafe's never done me dirty.
1:31.1	You know, it's never done me dirty either.
1:32.5	Ness Cafe, if you're watching, I still love you.
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