Take 'Em To The Liar's Den

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 18 January 2024

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

He’s taking the ladies back to the Lion’s Den…or at least to the car, because sometimes that’s the better option. Bryan & Krissy listen to Adam The Liar’s tips on how to close.

We’re rich in QueefCoin
Rorschach test
Piñata drama
Adam The Liar…he’s fighting the War On Men
Their special terminology
They can’t close!
The hazards!
Tiddily Tick Tuesdays
Spear, Sin, and Lion
Just get them drunk an they’ll tell you all their secrets
For god’s sake don’t let her sober up!
It’s all about the PREP
Don’t let her perceive you!
That’s a lighting boner
Nothing like making your friends clean your house for you
Keep your friends close, keep your condoms closer
Adam The Liar is staying true to his name

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Creator: Bryan Green
Co-Host: Bryan Green
Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley
Producer: Christina A.
Producer: Gustavo B.

Transcript

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0:00.0	I may not be a practicing hoe, but I'm a hoe in spirit.
0:09.4	On this episode of the commercial break,
0:12.0	The guy said I lived two and a half hours away from the bar.
0:15.0	You know what I would say?
0:16.0	Go to a...
0:17.0	Did you set up your music?
0:18.0	You set up your music.
0:20.0	You need to get some candles, put them in your car, light them up, get the music playing, keep the engine running, have a condom,
0:28.0	tied to two little strings when you open the door you slide right into it. Pants down, gone to wrong.
0:38.0	The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
0:42.0	The 30 of the morning!
0:44.0	Oh yeah, Cassie kittens, welcome back to the commercial break.
0:48.0	I'm Brian Green.
0:49.0	This is the CEO of Cash Management, Chris, and Joy Hoadley.
0:52.0	Best to you, Chrissy!
0:54.2	Best to you out there in the podcast universe.
0:56.3	You're doing a terrible job, by the way.
0:58.1	Me?
0:59.1	You're fired.
1:00.1	Cash Management. Ha ha ha.
1:02.1	It just slips right out of my fingers. It does. It's just a wild west of podcasting.
1:03.0	It's just a wild west of podcasting.
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