Take 'Em To The Liars Den!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Improv, Comedy

4.5 • 757 Ratings

🗓️ 18 January 2024

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

He’s taking the ladies back to the Lion’s Den…or at least to the car, because sometimes that’s the better option. Bryan & Krissy listen to Adam The Liar’s tips on how to close. We’re rich in QueefCoin Rorschach test Piñata drama Adam The Liar…he’s fighting the War On Men Their special terminology They can’t close! The hazards! Tiddily Tick Tuesdays Spear, Sin, and Lion Just get them drunk an they’ll tell you all their secrets For god’s sake don’t let her sober up! It’s all about the PREP Don’t let her perceive you! That’s a lighting boner Nothing like making your friends clean your house for you Keep your friends close, keep your condoms closer Adam The Liar is staying true to his name LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	I may not be a practicing ho, but I'm a ho in spirit.
0:09.4	On this episode of the commercial break.
0:12.7	The guy said I lived two and a half hours away from the bar.
0:15.1	You know what I would say?
0:16.1	Did you set up your music?
0:17.0	Yeah, did you set up your music?
0:18.7	You set up your music.
0:20.0	You need to get some candles, put them in your car, light them up, get the music playing, keep the engine running.
0:26.5	Have a condom tied to two little strings.
0:29.8	When you open the door, you slide right into it.
0:34.6	Pants down, condom off.
0:37.5	The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
0:42.9	The 30 at the morning!
0:44.8	Ah, yeah, Cassie Kittins, welcome back to the commercial break.
0:47.7	I'm Brian Green.
0:48.8	This is the CEO of Cash Management, Kristen Joy Haudley.
0:52.2	Best to you, Chrissy.
0:53.3	Best to you, Brian. Best to you out there in the podcast universe.'re doing a terrible job by the way, terrible job Me? You're fired Cash management It just slips right out of my fingers It does It's just a wild west of podcasting Always chasing it Never getting it There you go How's it going how's it going everybody welcome back
1:12.4	to the very well i'll move on from that i don't want to bitch you complain the whole episode you know
1:17.3	you wake up in a mood sometimes yeah i'm in a mood i'm in a mood i don't know why i'm in a mood i'm just in a mood
1:22.0	well let's be positive probably has something to do with amex calling me every 15 minutes
1:25.7	mr green mr green you thought Probably has something to do with Amex calling me every 15 minutes. Mr. Green. Mr. Green, you're 35 days late on your payment. Would you like to make a payment now? Well, you can press that button all you want. Pretty sure you're going to get the same answer from the bank. Do you take... Do you take... Do you take... Do you take... Do you take, Visa? Do you take queef coin?
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