Marry That Ghost, Girl!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Improv, Comedy

4.5 • 757 Ratings

🗓️ 19 January 2024

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Who wants to marry a dead guy? This isn’t Ghost, Theresa! Bryan & Krissy bring back the bullshit peddler herself, Theresa Caputo. It's cold! SNL…who’s gonna take over? The Emmy’s Anthony Bourdain Bryan regales us with the winners HE would have chosen Who could win the amazing race?! Jeff Bridges’ near death experience Theresa Caputo Today of all days! This shit is the same every episode… Does Bryan actually say darling? Oh Theresa…you’re being bad now! A whack in the head helps her out every now and then The bullshit peddler herself LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Honey, I am straighter than a pair of chopsticks laying flat on a kitchen table.
0:04.0	Hetero, hetero, hetero, heterocund, I eat vagina for lunch.
0:07.0	Aw.
0:08.0	Honey, I am straighter than the posture of a military soldier.
0:11.0	Honey, I am so straight, I have never even seen a man before, okay?
0:15.0	I don't know what a man looks like, tastes like, or feels like, or...
0:20.0	Smells like, or... taste like or feels like or smells like or
0:21.8	mhm
0:23.5	on this episode of the commercial break
0:32.3	maybe that's where she wears the hair like that it's kind of like a helmet i know it's
0:36.0	the one it's the one thing forget. It's kind of like a helmet. I know. It's the one... It's the one thing...
0:38.0	Forget it.
0:39.6	She's getting it, right?
0:42.4	I just got hit by a ghost penis in my back.
0:45.8	That's my sign for he wants to consummate the relationship one last time.
0:49.7	Remember how he said ghost was a good representation?
0:52.6	I'm here to facilitate a lovemaking session between you and your dead boyfriend.
0:56.6	Yes.
0:57.7	The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
1:05.4	Oh, yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break.
1:08.7	I'm Brian Green.
1:09.6	This is O Captain by Captain. Chris and Joy, only best to you, Chris.
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