Take A Deep Sniff And then Pull It Out, Baby

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 13 January 2023

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Watch Night Owls: Ladies In Danger Visit The Distorted View Merch Store Now! Introduction 0:00.000 Catchy Dumb Commercials / Juicy Fruit 2:19.710 Andrew Tate Kinda Admits To Strangling A Woman 9:09.676 Galileo Comes To Andrew Tate’s Defense 13:03.793 A Royal Penis Frostbite 15:39.333 Alex Jones Vs. Piers Morgan 17:53.112 When Crazy People Can Afford To Buy Their Own Billboards 19:45.445 Loud Incel Shouting In The Streets 23:55.429 Angry Neighbor Vs. Amazon Delivery Woman 25:23.398 Sign Up For The Sideshow! […]

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0:00.0	Freaks, it's Friday, January 13th, 2023, coming up on the program today.
0:05.4	Take a deep sniff and then pull it out, baby.
0:08.2	Plus a tale of royal frostbitten penis, getting strangle-fuck just a little bit.
0:13.6	And why you shouldn't make a slideshow presentation depicting very illegal sex acts.
0:18.0	All this coming up today!
0:23.2	At the end of a good gay fisting session that asked me to just hang it out of the poor dude's butthole
0:29.2	and he's screaming.
0:59.2	I think I may have felt in anal cysts when you were sitting on my fist.
1:09.2	I think you may have taken a poo, yes I smell that number two, digging out that chimney
1:17.4	hole.
1:18.4	I lost my watch deep in your holes, punch from that rectal wall, reach around and grab
1:24.4	my balls.
1:25.4	I'm covered in slime.
1:27.4	What a fun.
1:28.4	Gay old time.
1:29.4	If you're gay and on a date, let me stimulate your prostate, twist that wrist, sit not my fist.
1:40.2	Different types of lubricant, water, bass, silicone, and spit right where he shits, sit
1:46.5	not my fist.
1:47.5	Oh, it was it from the peppers in a stupor, now my feeling in your mouth, that poo bar,
1:57.5	it's a druba, call a good pathologist, cuz I think I found today.
2:02.8	Welcome to 1-800-Hell, I came here for two things, to set some mark and eat and set some
2:15.1	days.
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