Freaks, it's Wednesday, January 11th, 2023, coming up on the program today, the legal

loophole that allows seizure-prone teenagers to legally drive. Plus, that embarrassing moment

when you shit yourself during a street fight. And our pro-life women actually just corporate

cock-sucking-hose? One man thinks so. All this on today's TV!

This is my uncle. We do secret things. What do you mean? Stay away from people and cars

or vans. Again, let's go and be our kid and put some video game. What do you say?

Ignorant, walk away. You know, you look like you could use a friend.

Say no. What you think is wrong. You know, I feel funny about all this sticking around.

Well, I know that's not sticking around. We're just simply trying to keep me out of trouble.

Forgive when you guys own these little treats after school.

I don't know. Oh, that's all right, Dudley. That just means that there's more Boston cream pie

you would like. I'd so love to get beaten up by you and be your toilet.

This guy was talking about how he would get his rocks off by penetrating an infant.

Well, a lot of those kids didn't seem like they were getting enough attention.

So I kind of felt sorry for them. Did you ever buy them a meal? I bought pudding.

Don't be afraid of them, honey.

Yeah, baby, honey, honey, honey, baby.

And you could do it every day.

Because I'm so hot.

Look, I was just legally enjoying silver at these events.

Mr. Mac touched my penis.

Yeah.

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