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The Smartest Man in the World

Greg Proops

Comedy

4.6 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 16 July 2018

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

In another dispatch from the Fortress of Proopitude, Greg speaks on Serena Williams, Stormy Daniels and Sandra Oh.

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0:00.0	The World Cup
0:04.0	Wants upon a time in a land far far away
0:08.0	Half league, half league, half league on would be home, I have a weapon
0:13.0	No, find a weapon, did upon a so just thysastane
0:16.0	22 young men
0:19.0	Stand here on a field of emerald
0:21.0	Their muscular thighs bulging
0:24.0	Dropulets of sweat
0:26.0	Sweat, swilling down like a goose is asked
0:29.0	How now I see hill backwards
0:32.0	This is the moment
0:34.0	Football, I haven't the slightest idea what I'm doing here
0:38.0	But I'm going to carry on as long as I can
0:41.0	Double, double, toil and trouble
0:44.0	Fire burn and cauldron bubble
0:48.0	What is he to heck you be a heck you be a he
0:51.0	We few, we lucky few
0:54.0	A sealed oard hurtling through the air
0:56.0	Heedless of the dire action it might go
0:59.0	Orph of head, orph of fire
1:02.0	Orph of in-step
1:04.0	The near post and the far post
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