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We're going to start right now.

And like that, if you've never been to a podcast before, I just wanted to remind you of something

They're all exactly like this.

Every single one that you'll ever go to is exactly the same. That's why iTunes has us all under comedy.

I've said it before, but of course I'll say it again because I'm a drunk trapped with you in the kitchen.

And that's that no other craft, whatever we want to call comedy, no other conjuring,

has the across the board broad title of just comedy.

People go to comedy clubs and they're like, I didn't like your show and like what you talked about.

It's like, well, you wouldn't go to a country show and go like, what the fuck is this?

So place them up, right? I don't like country.

Like, but yeah, people feel entitled to come to a comedy show and go, I'm like, you jokes.

I have got an idea.

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