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Hooray, hurrah! That's Henry Butler who's swirling in the stars. And this is the smartest

men in the world, prupcast. This week, broadcasting from Martha's Vineyard from the Alan Dershow

its fortress of solitude where he sits alone playing Gin Rami with himself and a mannequin

that has a sea captains hat on it like in the Omega man with Charlton Heston. All of his

friends have left him because he's a Nazi and he doesn't understand why being a Nazi makes

you a social pariah and Martha's Vineyard. It doesn't. Have I been to Martha's Vineyard?

Anyone? No. I've got a whole table full of experts here and no one can remember if I've

been. What was that horrible gig I did years ago? Oh, the Hamptons. Well, it wasn't so much

that it was a horrible. Hi, this is the smartest man in the world, prupcast. Alan's nowhere

to be found today. We can't find him. I think he's in the corner soaking. Although we've

booked him a table at the little red hen a little bit later in the evening. He's going

to sit at the outcast table with Andre 3000. It's where everyone sits. Maxine Waters is

there. She's taking target practice. It's going to. It's a big night. It really is. Happy

Fourth of July, everybody. Happy birthday, America. 242 days years old. And you don't look

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