Oh, no associate this firm has ever failed the bar exam.

No kidding.

I just know that you were going to kick that bar's butt out of here you know you know You come in here with a skull full of mush, you leave thinking like a lawyer.

My staff has flunked the bar exam six times.

You graduated from law school six years ago.

What have you been doing since?

Studying for the bar. Welcome to opening arguments.

The podcast where a comedian takes lawyers to court.

Don't take ethics advice from Alan Dershowitz.

Hello and welcome to opening arguments. This is Thomas Takes the bar exam.

T3BE. Week 2. I3 B.E week two.

I'm Thomas, that's Matt, how you doing?

All right, ready to learn some more bar stuff.

I'm excited to get the results of the exam

and keep a tally and announce some winners as well thanks to everyone who played along can't wait now I think where we left off last week we did that bonus question I got that one right so I'm I'm starting off with a one for one

you know a little boost and then question two if I remember right was a real just a

real garbage question just to just trash just trying I think you had you had a word dock with a bunch of more puns to use, so.

Down to the best ones.

Yeah.

All right, let's remind people what the question was.

Without a warrant, police officers searched the

garbage cans in the alley behind a man's house and discovered chemicals used to make

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