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🗓️ 23 February 2024
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0:00.0 | I'm sorry which of us went to law school We don't have to work with any lawyer we don't want and that means you're fired. |
0:22.8 | Why is it only the witnesses must swear to tell the whole truth? |
0:30.6 | Why isn't the same oath administered to the attorneys? |
0:34.0 | And there he is, he's nothing. |
0:37.0 | It's the emperor without clothes. |
0:39.0 | Welcome to opening Arguments. |
0:43.0 | The podcast where a comedian takes lawyers to court. |
0:46.0 | Don't take ethics advice from Alan Dershowitz. |
0:49.0 | Hello and welcome to opening arguments. This is episode |
0:54.7 | one thousand and eight. I'm your host Thomas Smith and with me is Matt Cameron. |
0:58.6 | Matt you know someone pointed out that we should have a quick little blurb for you and or Casey every time just in case |
1:04.9 | there's new listeners and I forgot to ask you to prepare that so putting you on the spot. |
1:10.0 | Well I'm still here and I'm still a practicing immigration and criminal defense attorney. |
1:13.4 | I'm happy to be here. |
1:14.6 | And I'm practicing none of that. |
1:16.6 | Yeah, how are you doing today? |
1:17.8 | Great. |
1:18.8 | Well, I mean, I'm a little mad. |
1:20.1 | I gotta be honest with you. |
1:21.5 | I'm a little upset after reading this Alabama Supreme Court decision. |
1:24.4 | You sound furious. This is me raging, Thomas. |
1:28.4 | Yeah, this sounds absolutely crazy. I'm seeing it everywhere. I cannot wait. This is exactly why I love |
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