I'm sorry which of us went to law school We don't have to work with any lawyer we don't want and that means you're fired.

Why is it only the witnesses must swear to tell the whole truth?

Why isn't the same oath administered to the attorneys?

And there he is, he's nothing.

It's the Emperor without clothes.

Welcome to opening Arguments.

The podcast where a comedian takes lawyers to court.

Don't take ethics advice from Alan Dershowitz.

Hello and welcome to opening arguments. This is episode one thousand and seven. I'm

your host Thomas Smith and we are here for the rest of the Fawnee Willis Nathan

Wade Fulton County Georgia evidentiary hearing.

And we start with Fawnee Willis making a surprise appearance to testify.

It's crazy, can't wait to get into it. Before we do though, just a little

housekeeping. Normally at this time on this night you'd be listening to Plant

World. No, that's a reference no one will get. You'd be listening to T3B, Thomas takes the bar exam, but this massive endeavor is pushing that off a little bit. We'll see, given scheduling and all that, we'll see if we can get those T3B answers and the next question up as soon as we can, but I just thought it was so important to make sure we got both parts of this out immediately rather than like make you wait for part two and then who knows if maybe

there's like a ruling and then that would kind of make it weird that we hadn't released the

part two yet so I thought it made more sense to do it this way and we'll make sure to get you

that T3 be as soon as we can.

Also note that we have a patron bonus planned because there is even more on this hearing.

So much more.

But more on that later if you always want to know what's going on and if you want to know if there's by the way scheduling changes I announce if it's anything significant I announce it on

Patreon I announce it in the Facebook group so if you're ever not sure what's going on make sure to

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