Water cooler.

Water cooler.

Water cooler.

Oh yeah. That's right. Neither of you were going to start.

Welcome to water cooler.

As you can probably already tell, Chris Loxmana, not with us today, nor is Mike Dawson, but I am Gary Smith.

And you know how this show goes.

I kick it.

O.C. style with some of my corolla buds of yesterday year or more appropriately, just my friends.

With me today, all the way in Long Beach, California, it's Kaylin Bean.

What's going on? Not much. What's up? Yeah, not much. Oh, this is off to a great start with me today, all the way in Austin Tejas. It's Matt Fondolier. Hey, brother. All right. Well, that's something. Matt, what's going on? Yeah.

Oh, you know, just, uh, hanging out here. Excited to chat with my friends. Wow. Just, just fucking terrible. Right. No, I got stuff. I got stuff. I got stuff to talk about. Yeah. What's that? Um, all right. So I went out with a buddy of mine this past weekend

to go see an improv comedy show, which I have not done in a long time. But the story really just

begins and ends right out of the gate, which is I was over at my pal's house waiting for the Uber.

We're having a couple drinks, smoking a couple of bowls. And he,

the car's here. He goes out first. I go out behind him. And as I'm closing the door, my friend goes,

no, no, no, no, no. And I keep pulling the door closed. I don't know why. But the door locked

shut. And then his no, no, no's register with me. And I went, I probably shouldn't have done that. Anyway, I don't know why, but the door locked shut and then his no, no, no, no's register with me.

And I went, I probably shouldn't have done that. Anyway, I don't have my keys to get back

into my house tonight. And we got into the Uber and I was just sitting there quietly, like,

I'm so sorry. He started asking me which window is the best one to break?

And I guess I'll pose that to you guys.

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