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The Watercooler

Button Flies vs. Zippers (#501)

The Watercooler

Watercooler Podcast

Comedy

4.8863 Ratings

🗓️ 17 September 2025

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

The guys chat about button flies and zippers.
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Transcript

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0:00.0

Watercool

0:01.8

Hey, welcome back to another

0:15.5

of water cooler.

0:17.8

Thank you so much for hanging out with us and deciding to spend the next hourish

0:24.0

with us. We appreciate your time and your patience with me today. You know how the show goes.

0:29.4

I, Chris Luxem. I want to kick with my cruel digital buds of yesteryear. Like all the way in

0:35.0

North Hollywood, California. Mr. Mike Dawson. I'm about as oiled as a diesel train.

0:41.7

That's a freaking intro, you guys. Kaelin, you're screwed, man. I'm going to save you for last.

0:51.0

And then all the way in Austin, Texas, it's Matt Fondalear. Hey, brother.

0:55.2

Oh, tried and true. And then all the way in Orange County, California, it's Gary Smith.

1:02.7

So nice. Nice. Short, sweet, leave us wanting more. And then,

1:09.7

Kaylin, this is your big chance. All the way in Long Beach, California, like myself.

1:14.1

Son of Michael Bean.

1:18.2

Father of two lovely daughters.

1:22.4

I know their names. I just didn't know if I didn't get the okay to say him.

1:24.7

I'm not like trying to avoid saying his daughter's names. I know their names very well.

1:28.7

It's Mr.

1:29.4

Kalin Bean.

1:30.7

What's going on?

1:33.7

Give you all that time.

1:35.3

I just really pictured you walking out, you know,

1:38.0

into like a Madison Square Garden type arena and then just doing,

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