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The Watercooler

Glass Eyes (#503)

The Watercooler

Watercooler Podcast

Comedy

4.8863 Ratings

🗓️ 2 October 2025

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

The guys chat about eyepatches, Bad Bunny, and memes that are bigger than the source material.
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0:00.0

Water cooler

0:01.7

Hey, welcome back to water cooler, because I was out

0:18.0

And we need to make it right. Thank you so much for tuning in and hanging out with us. Do you know how the show goes? Hold on Matt's shaking his head. Because you glitched out right when you were supplying energy, but I don't know if I was the only one who saw that. No, you weren't. He glitched out for me too. He's one recording the file. You announced that you were gone last week and then just went silent.

0:39.9

The audience is a, yeah.

0:41.7

Great start.

0:42.4

Great start.

0:43.8

Oh, well.

0:45.3

Yeah.

0:46.6

That deflated everything.

0:48.6

I had a whole, hold on, I get, tell the band that they can.

0:52.8

No, we don't need the parade anymore. Just go home, guys. Yeah. This energy sucked out of the room here. It's fine. Did Ian Bagg just like instinctively slink away? I know he's off camera too, just waiting to make his entrance. Ian Bagg. He, he drove out, he, he lives in Long Beach,

1:10.9

but he came out all.

1:11.8

He walked here.

1:13.0

And, uh,

1:13.6

you can,

1:13.8

you can walk home now.

1:14.8

Yeah.

1:15.4

You too,

1:15.7

Mike Altier. All right. Thanks, guys. See you next time. Actually, if Altier is there, bring him on camera. I've got some choice. all right you know the show goes. I fuck.

1:32.8

I, Chris sucks, Monica. Kick it with my Corolla Digital Puds of yesteryear.

1:39.2

With me today all the way in Austin, Texas. It's Mr. Matt Fondalear.

1:41.2

Hey, brother.

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