Hello bitches, I'm Jackie Shimmel, writer and creator of Blog Turn Podcasts The Bitch Bible.

Today I am joined by someone whose Instagram makes me feel like an engorged, lazy, uncurated

fuckhead.

Please welcome the lady and boss bitch from Skinny Confidential, Miss Lauren Everts.

Hi!

Hi!

If you're coming on my podcast, I was on your podcast not too long ago.

So fun, we'll have to do it again without Susan.

Without Susan, let's talk about Susan.

Susan is your fiance.

Susan's my fiance.

Panicky Susan is his name.

His real name is Michael.

Yeah, but not a lesbian.

Not that there's anything wrong with it, but just to clarify.

That's a bit of a fool.

Oh really, see.

I asked Andrew if me and him could go as Ellen in Porsche for Halloween because I swear to God, his hair, sometimes in the morning,

kind of gives me like Ellen DeGeneres vibes and it's the same exact color and he kind of dresses like Ellen DeGeneres sometimes.

I know, I saw his shoes.

You told me all about his shoes, so I feel like that's very Ellen vibe.

It's very Ellen vibe, yeah, he's really into his shoes right now.

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