Hi bitches, I'm Jackie Shemmel Rider and creator of Blog Turn Podcasts, The Bitch Bible.

Sometimes in life you encounter angels that change you for the better, and then they brighten

your world for an eternity.

Sometimes those angels are of the Asian persuasion only wear slutty rompers and blur professional

boundaries, which is why I'm so excited to have you here, Emo, not only as my former

producer, but just as a friend and good time gal.

The goddess that never reported me to human resources, the one, the only, Emo.

Hi.

Oh my god, that was magical.

You sound so fucking underwhelmed.

No.

No, that's just my voice right now because I just got back from Sedona, so I'm very like

Zen.

I mean, you leave me and now you're fucking camping.

I mean, yeah, I like, I'm just like trying to explore the outside world, Jackie.

Do Asians camp?

I don't think so.

I think we like build walls and railroads and laundry services.

Is that right?

I don't know.

I'm not very clear about what the Asians do.

Okay, well you should look into it because I'm pretty sure they're not fucking hiking and

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