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Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.9 • 931 Ratings

🗓️ 7 June 2023

⏱️ 91 minutes

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0:00.0	I mean yeah sure it was a little weird but on the net on the on the
0:06.8	it was a positive was a positive you cannot be serious.
0:13.0	On the net, it's a positive.
0:15.0	Let's absolutely.
0:16.0	Let's absolutely get after it, babe, dude, I've still, I'm with the hot, this is the
0:26.4	hottest lineup we ever had. Yeah, just looking at the outline, this is already... Oh dude, it's stacked.
0:30.8	I can see it getting off the rails. It's gonna, it's gonna. I was talking to Andrew East last night at the
0:35.6	at the baseball game he was like dude can you imagine what your life would be without
0:39.2	a podcast I go no do you remember life pre-? I was like is that the most narcissistic thing ever?
0:44.9	Yeah, like B. P. P. P. P. P. P. P.
0:47.1	Yeah. Get on. Like, who was it? They was talking about the, we were watching Joel O'Stein sermon?
0:54.6	Nice. On the way like with Lydia is on the news and then right after the news at 10 o'clock is a
1:00.1	Joel O'stein. She opens for Joel? I mean you know it. I hadn't thought about it like that.
1:04.8	But yeah. And he was talking about, he goes, I went into, you know he does like a little
1:12.1	anecdote at the top of the, or he's talking about his sermons and kind of replays into his own personal life.
1:17.5	He goes, I was at the mechanic and I said, hey, I need this new part for my car.
1:22.1	And he said, we don't sell that part here.
1:23.7	And he said, I said again, I got this part here.
1:27.6	He's like, we don't sell that part here.
1:29.4	And then he's like, now I'm pretty sure.
1:30.4	And he goes, the mechanic said to Joel Ostein, I got this part.
1:34.0	Now the mechanic, yeah, Joel said of the mechanic, I got this part here, I'd like to order.
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