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Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.9 • 931 Ratings

🗓️ 14 June 2023

⏱️ 106 minutes

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An absolutely jam-packed episode. From Drake offering you a Bud Light, and hot chicken being horrible, to a 1-year-old surviving for 40 days in the Amazon Forest, and breast milk curing Cory Asbury.Topics Include: Intro (0:00)Bud Light Boycott (8:55)Protestor of the week (12:06)Hot Chicken is HORRIBLE (29:23)Cory Asbury calls (56:18)"Hey cowboy" (1:08:03)LIV vs PGA (1:10:10) ------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/6/23 Sacramento, CA6/24 Fresno, CA6/25 Thousand Oaks, CA6/30 Las Vegas, NV7/1 San Diego, CA7/2 Anaheim, CA7/21 Goshen, IN7/28 Hattiesburg, MS9/14 Oklahoma City, OK9/15 Tulsa, OK9/16 Wichita KS9/17 Springfield, MO9/21 Ottawa, ON9/22 Peterborough, ON9/23 London, ON9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC9/30 Roanoke, VA10/1 Greensboro, NC10/14 Atlanta, GA10/15 Birmingham, AL10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA10/21 Springfield, IL10/22 Evansville, IN -----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at [email protected] JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:MANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comAG1 BY ATHLETIC GREENS: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to drinkAG1.com/netpositivePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

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0:00.0	I mean yeah sure it was a little weird but on the net on the on the
0:06.8	it was a positive was a positive you cannot be serious.
0:13.0	On the net, it's a positive.
0:15.0	We're on.
0:16.0	On the net, it's a positive.
0:20.0	We're on, net positive, baby. Oh, we're on net positive. Oh, we're on it that we start low. We do we start low because the episode absolutely packed. It is almost dauntingly jam-
0:31.0	We can't get to everything. We can't get to everything.
0:32.6	We won't get to everything.
0:33.6	There's sometimes...
0:34.6	We'll try though.
0:35.6	There's literally like, hey, what do you, like you bring stuff in, I bring stuff in, and
0:38.8	obviously a lot of, a lot has happened this week.
0:41.2	This week's episode, baby, brought to you by the one and only.
0:46.4	Manscape. Yeah, nice. Sorry. Nice straight off.
0:50.1	Like we said, we're starting low. We're starting low.
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