Put It In Writing

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.9 • 931 Ratings

🗓️ 31 May 2023

⏱️ 94 minutes

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John came straight from court and is a free man ready to discuss the hard hitting issues such as, what is the proper way to brush your teeth, and if an ocean could vote, would it be republican or democrat? ------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/6/3 Louisville, KY6/4 Washington, DC6/10 Salt Lake City, UT6/11 Colorado Springs, CO6/23 Sacramento, CA6/24 Fresno, CA6/25 Thousand Oaks, CA6/30 Las Vegas, NV7/1 San Diego, CA7/2 Anaheim, CA7/21 Goshen, IN7/28 Hattiesburg, MS9/14 Oklahoma City, OK9/15 Tulsa, OK9/16 Wichita KS9/17 Springfield, MO9/21 Ottawa, ON9/22 Peterborough, ON9/23 London, ON9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC9/30 Roanoke, VA10/1 Greensboro, NC10/14 Atlanta, GA10/15 Birmingham, AL10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA10/21 Springfield, IL10/22 Evansville, IN -----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at [email protected] JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSOR:CALDERA LAB: Get 20% OFF with our code NETPOSITIVE at https://calderalab.com/netpositivePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

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0:00.0	I mean yeah sure it was a little weird but on the net on the on the
0:06.8	it was a positive was a positive you cannot be serious.
0:13.0	On the net, it's a positive.
0:15.0	Net positive,
0:20.0	Net positive, baby.
0:22.0	I'm a free. Net positive baby.
0:23.3	baby, I did I'm a free man.
0:25.3	Walking last.
0:27.3	Let's not start off like that.
0:29.1	Let's not start off like that.
0:30.0	We...
0:31.0	Too late.
0:32.0	I just came from court.
0:33.0	Yeah, real court, though, not traffic court.
0:35.8	Real court.
0:36.4	Hey, shout out to the listeners all over the world.
0:39.7	We are charting in, currently, we are charting in the Philippines oh yeah we're
0:44.8	shouting out countries that's right oh yeah Philippines what do you know about them I know
0:47.9	they're great singers Philip oh Filipino yes oh yeah yeah it seems like
0:51.9	everybody from the Philippines can sing their heart out.
0:54.4	Now you know who, I, the new guy from Journey, you know Journey,
0:57.8	Yes, exactly. Is he Filipino? I believe he is. Yes, that's their greatest export.
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