Sweet Relish

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2015

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Judge Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse clear out the docket with gusto, answering questions about pickle relish, Pee-wee, apartment tours, and the difference between Jim Varney and Verne Troyer.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm Bail of Jesse Thorn. We're clearing the
0:08.8	docket this week. How are you, Judge Hodgman? Judge John Hodgman opened those just
0:14.9	disgates. I don't know the rest of that song. You know, they used to play that song before,
0:20.8	they may still before every sports game Saturday and Saturday and Saturday and it's showing
0:26.0	at the Castro Theater in San Francisco on a grand, Whirlitzer organ that rose out of the floor.
0:31.0	Oh my goodness. It's one of the greatest things you could ever hope to go see. I mean, it's a
0:35.4	wonderful place to go see a movie one way or the other, but yeah, just seeing that guy pounded out
0:40.4	San Francisco open your golden gates on the mighty Whirlitzer. Pounding it out. He put, he put on
0:47.7	boxing gloves and just went going, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba,
0:53.9	just now I want to see a movie just imagine, just imagine like a, like a little 60 year old
1:02.5	neatly trimmed gay organ enthusiast just rocking out to the maximum possible level of rocking out
1:09.9	on the song San Francisco open your golden gates as he lowers into the back into the ground so
1:15.8	the movie can begin. It's spectacular. It's one of the best things you could ever hope to see.
1:20.6	I'm glad to be here and the chambers with you, Jesse Thorn, to clear the docket. We've got
1:24.3	quite a few interesting docket cases. Yeah. Well, why don't we start with Roxanne? She writes to us,
1:29.9	my fiancee and I have a disagreement about relish. I say that sweet relish is the standard.
1:35.1	He believes, dill relish is the standard. My reasoning is, man, I just, may I break in for a moment and
1:39.9	just say break off the engagement. It's doomed from the start. Break it off. Go on. Let me hear
1:48.3	the reasoning. My reasoning is when you purchase a prepared hot dog, the relish provided in the tiny
1:52.7	packets is without fail sweet relish. His defensive dill relish is what is relish but chopped up
1:58.6	pickles and what's the standard pickle? Dill. I seek not only an injunction barring my fiance from
2:05.4	declaring dill to be the standard relish, but also stopping him from keeping dill relish in our
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