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Togethermess

Swampy Butt & Safety Wipes

Togethermess

Jeff Schroeder and Jordan Lloyd

Relationships, Society & Culture, Kids & Family

4.91.3K Ratings

🗓️ 25 May 2026

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

This episode starts with swampy butt and somehow spirals into AI dance scams, MySpace memories, relationship chaos, tampons, technology taking over the world, and Jeff learns a new fun fact. Plus, Jordan and Jeff open up about working together, parenting, getting older, and why nothing on the internet feels real anymore. Buckle up… the wheels fully came off this one.


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Yeah, you mean you grew up.

0:04.0

Is it anything like that?

0:09.0

Ew.

0:11.0

Swampy butt, why?

0:13.0

You butt crack it sweaty.

0:14.0

Because it's hairy?

0:15.0

No, because it's hot.

0:17.0

It's hot.

0:18.0

You know, like my butt, I need to do a safety wipe. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, guys, episode 246. It's Labor Day weekend, Jeff and I are recording on a Friday of lots going on today. We had, I look very American. We did Amazon live Memorial Day

0:47.5

Items we went all out. Well, I went all out something for everybody. Yeah, I love that stuff

0:54.2

Pillows

0:55.5

Whatever check out our Amazon live you could guys see all the cool products that we had

0:59.7

But it's been a busy week. Yeah, it's been it's I feel like

1:03.5

I feel like you and I have just been in passing. Like you are just busy at your job at the station and then you come home and then we have a million things that we have to do together, like work wise. And then March, it's coming, I'm very close, where we got these guys were teaming up within their amazing and they're really helping us get it off the ground. So we don't have a date yet, but we're still working on it. Yeah. And then the kids had at school today, it was just a lot of, they had a field day, and I was just going back and forth between trying to get Lawson and Layton because Layton gets very sensitive if I miss anything, so I had to make sure I was there. Yeah, I was working.

1:45.4

What do you do at field day these days?

1:47.4

So they have bounce houses.

1:49.6

I remember when I was a kid, like field day, like then the school year, it was all about

1:54.0

like competition.

1:55.6

You know, you'd like run a mile or you'd have relay races or all sorts of games.

2:01.0

I don't think it's big enough.

2:02.0

Because we don't have a track, you know? But it was, you get like, there was winners and losers. They do tug of war with the kids. They'll have like boys, first girls, things like that. They do a tug of war. There's a bounce house. They have face painting where the fifth and sixth graders paint. The kindergarten, first, second, third, grader, fourth graders, they... So no competition? No, I don't think there's any competition. I'm also like talking to the parents. That's why my social battery today was low because I talked more than usual. Like I don't- That must be a lot of talking if you ran out of talking. I feel like I don't talk as much anymore. And I'm a loner. I'm alone or I just kind of like stand off to my side, but I'm trying to be better at like talking to people and being like not being friends with people, but just like being social. You've been called me like 800 times this week. About what? I don't know. You just called me like every second. No, I didn't. You called me a bunch of times. No, I don't think so.

3:05.5

No, I mean, sometimes I'll forget something that I told,

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