Is Jordan Really AI???
Togethermess
Jeff Schroeder and Jordan Lloyd
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 20 May 2026
⏱️ 42 minutes
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Summary
In this episode, Jeff and Jordan dive into the weird world of AI, ocean fears, everyday safety, and the little things that make life feel extra chaotic. From fake ads and scuba diving scares to mammograms, car repairs, and a few much-needed shoutouts, it’s a classic mix of laughs, rants, and real-life moments.
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| 0:00.0 | Yeah, you need a group. |
| 0:05.3 | Like, I got corkscrewed a couple times, |
| 0:07.2 | and like, got flipped into where I was. |
| 0:09.3 | Boom, hit my neck on the ground. |
| 0:11.4 | That's the worst. |
| 0:12.8 | You could get paralyzed real easy. |
| 0:14.6 | So even now, that kind of terrifies me. |
| 0:16.6 | So all this big talk about spear fishing, |
| 0:18.7 | I'm probably just gonna stay in the boat. |
| 0:20.6 | Hey guys, episode two 45. It's two 45. It's two 47. What does that mean? The time. Oh, is it? Oh, it is. I was like, what are you trying to say? I thought you were trying to do some joke like two 30. Oh, two 30. |
| 0:45.2 | That's why I thought you were trying to do it. |
| 0:46.4 | No, you said two 45 and I was like, wait, what time is it? Yeah, because while I just got back from work, we had some meetings to jump on, trying to get things moving. Moving and grooving. Our transmission is broken, so we're stuck in neutral and feels like, but. We're getting it going. |
| 1:03.0 | We're pressing on the gas. |
| 1:04.3 | Speaking of that, I wanted to jump out. |
| 1:06.0 | I thought it was so weird, but kind of flattering too. |
| 1:08.8 | So some... feels like, but we're getting it going. We're pressing on the gas. Speaking of that, I wanted to jump out. I thought it was so weird, but kind of flattering too. So one of you probably out there in the audience or somebody listening, somebody sent Jordan an ad, and it's so funny, we gotta put it in right here. But we're only putting this in because it's not Jordan, and we do do a lot of advertisements and commercials for other things on the side. But this one is totally fake, it's AI. Two years ago, I have melasma, those brown patches on my cheeks, forehead and upper lip. I tried everything and this is what my skin looks like now, thanks to feline skin science. If you have stubborn brown patches on your cheeks, upper lip, or forehead that get worse in the sun, that's melasma. You got AI, that's pretty cool. I totally did, and they took one of my photos off my Instagram that was a real photo that they took. And then they took a different photo in AI did, and aged my skin skin and made my malasma look worse than what it is. And then the host or the person talking, it's me, but it's not me and the teeth are not me. It's a sophisticated version of Jordan. It's AIU. It's wild. It is wild, but it's kind of flattering that they took your picture. |
| 2:25.4 | Again, we have no affiliation with this. We were actually just kind of call with some people from California that we're doing ads with and we're like, Hey, what's the deal with this? Isn't that illegal? Like, can they shouldn't be? It's a legit company, but it's out of Norway. So I don't know what that means, but they shouldn't, they should take that down. Oh, I went to their page and read the comments and people were like tag |
| 2:49.4 | I. way. So I don't know what that means, but they shouldn't, they should take that down. Oh, I went to their page and read the comments and people were like, tag, I, all of a sudden started getting all these followers from somebody in a different country. I'm going to post it on my Instagram and be like, the only place I go for my melasma is Vital Med Spa. I've been going there since 2018, 2017 and they are the only people that treat my melasma. All right, but I just started with funny because I was like, that's you, but it's not you. It's weird. That the whole AI. Yeah, it's slowly coming. I was talking to one of the dads in the neighborhood. And he was saying he's doing this business. He's starting his own thing and he was like, my job is going to eventually be replaced with AI. And it's scary to think about that. They I have heard now this I don't know if I believe they said even news anchors are going to be replaced with AI. I don't know if I believe that though because I feel like because I feel like |
| 3:46.7 | your local I remember as a kid our local news anchors and they would come to our school and talk right and then being a adult in my 20s they're still the news anchor and you almost feel like their your friend and you know. And then what my pediatrician was like the health expert on WSO, I think it was WSOC, I believe. And this was going back a long time ago. And as a kid, I used to see her sometimes on the TV talking. And I feel like that's Dr. Lair me. And like it's so... Oh, I remember too, like being at basketball games. |
| 4:26.0 | You know, when you're a kid, you think everybody's a celebrity. And I remember seeing like news people or something. I was like, oh my God, that's the guy from WGN. You know? And like it was a big thing. But I think now... But they, they, news anchors, I feel like go in the community. And they bond. |
| 4:42.9 | You're not a news anchor, but kind of like what you do |
| 4:46.0 | on your show even though it's kind of advertising |
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