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What Happens on Vacation… Ruins Marriages?

Togethermess

Jeff Schroeder and Jordan Lloyd

Relationships, Society & Culture, Kids & Family

4.91.3K Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2026

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

A post-holiday catch-up turns into a hilarious and surprisingly deep conversation about adult kickball disasters, vacation cheating scandals, Disney cruise chaos, getting older, parenting emotions, and the random late-night thoughts that spiral way too far.


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0:00.0

Hey, me, Higurup. When you're grieving your emotion, what do you laugh in it? Nothing, I'm really. Because you have somebody in mind. It's all, let's say Louie. Because everybody knows Louie. I love Louie. Hey guys, episode 247. I hope you all had a great memorial day. We, have fun. Yeah, it was a fun weekend. It was a lot of fun. We did. Did we say this that we were playing adult kickball? No, I mean, we might have in the past, but this was the weekend that we did it this year. I know we've talked about this on one of our episodes like a long time ago when we've done it. If you have not, Get your friends together. Well, we've talked about it because it's how I hurt my hip that I talked about all the time. You were very cautious about it. That was very cautious. Yeah, I think you were stretching before. I definitely was stretching because people are so sick of me talking about it, especially in the neighborhood. But you know, you get older, your mind still... Things you're young? Yeah, it wants to go. Like, there's a fly ball and you're like, oh, I'm in. And all of a sudden, you're like, but my legs aren't. You know, like, it's everything's not working like it was. So I was going a little cautious this time. So I wouldn't get hurt, but I did kick with my right leg.

1:25.0

Last year I could even kick with my right leg still. And this year I did. I didn't go crazy, but I just took it nice and easy and had fun, but it was so much fun. The best parts are when people fall down and get hurt or the ball like, so we played kickball, so you have to have a beer in your hand at all times. and everyone knows a big giant red kickball.

1:46.2

So when there's a pop up in, you know, wherever you are, it's hard to catch that ball. And it's always like a beer explosion. And whoever's running the bases, like I said, their minds there, but their legs aren't. So there was a ton of falls, a lot of ball explosions with the beer. It was just a real, it's really fun. One of our friends, she's got huge boobs.

2:06.8

The ball just went straight for her chest and it didn't even, she didn't even have time to catch it. It just bounced right off her boobs and then she fell right on the ball. Yeah, it's so funny. And then the beer explodes. There are a friend one, definitely, the best fall of the day. I wonder if we could use it near Alaska permission.

2:25.0

Yeah, if she'll let us out, it'd be hilarious.

2:27.8

You took a dive.

2:29.0

It's so funny. a friend one definitely the best fall of the day. I wonder if we could use it in your Alaska permission.

2:25.2

Yeah, if she'll let us out, it would be hilarious. You took a dive. It's so funny. Yeah, and then we went to the pool. We did the whole Memorial Day thing and it rained on us, but we, I don't know, it's just fun. It was like everybody that our kids go to school with, all the parents were up there. kids play sports with and it's always like the vibe.

2:47.8

Like when it's always like the vibe.

2:47.7

Like when it's like a good group of people,

2:50.3

it's just, it's always the vibe.

2:52.1

Like when everybody's like in a good mood and just happy,

2:55.4

it just like makes you happy.

2:57.1

Yeah, no, it was a great weekend.

2:58.7

A lot of barbecue and a lot of.

3:01.5

We're a little tired.

3:02.3

Cool to, I'm worn out. I know you are in normally when you get worn out like you get sick

3:07.2

I know so we're leaving for Disney World in a couple days. So I'm trying to

3:13.3

Drink my AG one take my vitamins and just calm down the rest of the week

3:18.8

Although I have a busy week. So I'm gonna be moving, you know, you have so much going on. And we have to pack.

3:25.6

We have to get everything in, we don't even know what we're doing. I know I gotta download the apps. We have to check in with the crews. We have like a million things to do. Yeah, so we just gotta. Every day, it's like one day at a time because then I start stressing myself out. Yeah, we gotta finish up some work tomorrow. I got a long day at I got to film where the Broncos play in the afternoon.

3:47.9

Yeah, what is it yeah, we gotta finish up some work tomorrow. I got a long day yet.

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