Surviving An Ice Storm | Your Mom's House Ep. 844

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Relationships, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.7 • 23.7K Ratings

🗓️ 28 January 2026

⏱️ 71 minutes

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0:00.0	Welcome, welcome to your mom's house.
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0:54.9	But everything's set up for you guys, right?
0:56.6	Everybody's hoarding food and toilet paper.
1:00.2	But I've stocked up on, I bought lots of cinnamon rolls for the kids and wine.
1:04.4	That's all I have in the house.
1:06.2	The kids love wine.
1:09.4	The kids love wine.
1:13.5	I love it. You need is cinnamon rolls and alcohol
1:16.5	and then secondly
1:17.5	they don't need water
1:18.4	they don't need water secondly
1:20.4	I'm so fucking stoked that you're not here
1:24.2	I have a cold sore
1:25.8	I know.
1:29.2	Here's the thing, though.
1:30.0	I used Christina Peas liquid lipstick to cover up my cold sore.
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