Sal Vulcano Is Shocked This Is On YouTube | Your Mom's House Ep. 845

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Relationships, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.7 • 23.7K Ratings

🗓️ 4 February 2026

⏱️ 77 minutes

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0:00.0	Welcome. Welcome to your mom's house.
0:10.9	Hi everybody. Thank you. Welcome to your mom's house. With me, Yselle Volcano, everybody.
0:15.8	Thank you. We're talking about Kevin Leonardo who shaves his ass and douches himself and it's considered educational on YouTube and you have two children now.
0:26.9	And I was just telling you before we start right, I don't let my kids on YouTube because I know that this guy's on that.
0:31.5	I thought they couldn't, I thought they didn't have stuff like this.
0:34.9	But.
0:35.6	Oh, they do.
0:36.3	Yeah.
0:36.8	So he's going to let us know. He's letting me, if I was interested that, what's he, what's he teaching me? Here's what you're going to learn, Sal. Yeah. How to safely finger your butt. Go ahead. Let's see how to safely, because it's so dangerous. Your butt is a really good way to loosen up before sex, more specifically receptive anal sex, more specifically modeming, more specifically taking down. I don't like his intonation and his inflections and the way he speaks. Just right off the breath. What do you tell you? It's an, he's annoying way he's speaking. It has an effect to it. Yeah, it's not just speaking. No, it's not even gay. No, it's not that is gay. It's like, he's just like, it's like, it's like, it's obnoxious. It's like, here's how you get a finger up. I'm gonna tell you how to do it. Yeah. It's like, you know what you're doing. You know you're being a creeper. Yeah. If you're a friend of his or in his life,
1:31.3	you're a friend You know you're being a creeper.
1:29.1	Yeah. If you're a friend of his or in his life, that's what you have to listen to every time he opens his mouth.
1:33.9	I mean, he might be a nice enough guy, but he's like, you're absolutely right. I can hear him
1:41.2	with his friend at the coffee house like, and she'm trying to tell you the life story and the removing butt hairs using
1:51.4	Nair cream of it. Oh my god. This is YouTube? Yes, babe. No, that's not.
1:57.6	Wow. Why are you doing me like that, man? Are you kidding you kidding me bro i was not ready to see a full open crack
2:04.5	welcome to hear him come on that was terrible
2:07.8	but this was the original one that
2:10.6	that she was referencing yeah this is how we got into the world i thought it was
2:14.7	to be blurred or something we just saw directly in his ass.
2:18.5	Bro.
2:19.2	I wasn't ready for that.
2:21.0	Oh, I didn't know this was on YouTube.
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