We Were Trapped! | Your Mom's House Ep. 843

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Relationships, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.7 • 23.7K Ratings

🗓️ 21 January 2026

⏱️ 69 minutes

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SPONSORS: - Go to http://helixsleep.com/YMH for 27% Off Sitewide. - Plans start at $15/month at http://MintMobile.com/MOM. - Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/ymh This week on Your Mom’s House, Tim joins the show through the magic of the internet as the main mommies dive headfirst into Bad Thoughts production, introducing the boys to The Terminator movies, and some Arnold impressions. Things escalate quickly with a wild opening clip of a very public call out of something very private, followed by a call to action for any and all "throat goats". Tom and Christina also unpack the Trapped in the Caribbean chaos, which included a TMZ story hotel horror stories, steel drums, and a week of no YMH episode. They also deep dive into Mike Fedele’s extremely online lifestyle of boats, flexing, humping, and Gen-Z failures. Also in this episode Safety Larry’s situational-awareness book, threats from a nude man in shoes, pet safety clips, stranger danger, eye pokes, Mantak Chia energy, pot debates, hippie hatred, garbage-dump parenting, mafia waste management history, body-disposal hypotheticals, and kids talking trash. Buckle up, jeans, we're fuggen BACK! Your Mom’s House Ep. 843 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:32 - Showing The Boys Terminator 00:09:59 - Opening Clip: Digging In Yo Shit 00:17:18 - Clip: Calling All Throat Goats 00:20:42 - Stranded In Paradise 00:30:04 - Mike Fedele 00:37:22 - More Safety Tips With Larry 00:44:34 - Clip: Stranger Danger 00:45:38 - Clip: Grab Those Testicles 00:47:37 - Will Blunderfield + Mantak Chia 00:50:17 - Pot Discourse 00:55:18 - Field Trip At The Dump 01:04:13 - Clip: Trash Talking White Kid 01:06:43 - Closing Song - "Daddio's Patio (Feat. Cutter Tha Killer Klown) by Celador Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome.
0:02.0	Welcome to your mom's house.
0:05.0	Mercy is coming to theaters this Friday.
0:13.0	This is the Mercy Court powered by artificial intelligence.
0:16.0	Detective Raven, you're charged with the murder of your wife.
0:19.0	I'm not guilty.
0:20.0	You have 90 minutes to prove it, or you will be with the murder of your wife. I'm not guilty. You have 90 minutes.
0:21.5	To prove it.
0:22.2	Or you will be executed.
0:23.5	Experience an immersive thrill ride. Every camera and cell phone is at your disposal. In IMAX. Can I see my daughter's socials? You hear that? Someone was in my basement. Chris Pratt. Maybe if she found something she wasn't supposed to. Rebecca Ferguson. You must move from one piece of the puzzle to the next.
0:36.0	I have something here.
0:37.0	Oh my God.
0:37.6	Mercy.
0:38.0	rated PG-13 may be inappropriate for children under 13.
0:40.1	Only in theaters Friday. Rebecca Ferguson. You must move from one piece of the puzzle to the next. I have something there. Oh my God.
0:37.6	Mercy rated PG-13 may be inappropriate for children under 13.
0:40.1	Only in theaters Friday.
0:41.5	Oh, I'm sorry.
0:42.7	Which camera?
0:43.3	Oh, that's me.
0:43.9	Is that me?
0:45.3	Hi.
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