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4.8 • 3K Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2026

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Let's Remember Some Ancient Curses
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Consider the state of Arizona
A dramatic rendition of Podcast Business
Playoff Expansion Talk, For Who/For What Edition
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Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber
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0:00.0	Can I just jump straight into discussing the Nashville Super Bowl?
0:03.6	I'm so excited about this.
0:05.2	I think, yes.
0:06.9	The topic that delivers excitement is one to start with.
0:11.8	That is absolutely.
0:13.4	Woo!
0:15.7	Wee!
0:20.5	Nashville's getting a Super Bowl, y'all.
0:25.6	I'm so jacked.
0:27.3	I'm so thrilled about the way that town is going to welcome the rest of the world, the rest of the football world.
0:34.7	Because y'all ain't ready.
0:54.6	Y'all ain't ready. It'll be like, oh, is Nashville is Nashville ready for the Super Bowl no is the Super Bowl ready for Nashville huh yeah I don't think so I don't think you're ready for this I don't think you're ready for that much woo I don't think you're ready for the pedal taverns I don't think you're ready I don't think you're ready for the pedal taverns. I don't think you're ready. I don't think you're ready for that much horrible nightlife in a four-block span.
1:03.2	I really don't. You're going to lose somebody, right? I don't know if it's going to be an NFL
1:06.9	media personality. I don't know if it's going to be a starter. I don't know if it's going to be
1:12.0	an offensive lineman. Probably be an offensive lineman. Let's be honest. You know how there are these
1:16.8	videos that talk about the perfect composition for each offensive line based on the articles that
1:22.0	talk about what's going to be the perfect offensive line, what their political beliefs and alignment
1:26.6	should be. What X-Men they are?
1:28.2	Yes, what X-Men they are.
1:31.0	No, I mean, nothing that brilliant.
1:34.4	It'll be your guard.
1:35.9	It'll be your guard.
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