Sleighs (Feat. Adam)

Shut up a Second

Sanspants Radio

Comedy

4.8 • 535 Ratings

🗓️ 21 December 2016

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

In which our heroes apply a fresh coat of paint, attach some bells and all call shotgun as we discuss sleighs. We struggle to remember the names of Santa’s reindeer, wonder if seagulls really do confuse stop signs and red lights and try to figure out just how long Rudolph had that red nose and didn’t use it. Zoe doles out some North Pole union justice, Jackson hosts the first ever podcast-based Reindeer Games (no affiliation with that Ben Affleck movie) and Adam insists that reindeer play strip poker when they’re not attached to the sleigh. So grab the reins and soar off into the skies with Santa as the Shut up a Second team take you around the world and back to the North Pole before dawn. Don’t forget to bring a scarf - it gets chilly up there!Want to help us figure out which reindeer is which? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we'll purchase some oversized name tags.

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0:00.0	Sanspance Radio.
0:01.0	Brap, brap, brap, three shots to the brain, motherfucker!
0:04.0	Recently, there was a thread in the Sanspans subreddit, R Sanspans Radio, when someone was going through all of the Sanspans crew and deciding what kind of Pokemon gym leaders they'd be. Since reading that, Dushra said to me personally that he thinks he'd be ghost instead of dark, because he thinks dying would be pretty funny. And when I asked Ryder if he'd be normal type, he was like, what? What are you talking about?
0:23.0	If you want to throw in your two cents, head to the instead of dark because he thinks dying would be pretty funny. And when I asked Ryder if he'd be normal type, he was like,
0:21.7	what, what are you talking about?
0:23.1	If you want to throw in your two cents, head to the Sanspans subreddit, our Sandspans Radio, and join this and many other discussions. I would be a professor, by the way, and I would only hand out dittos and that one that is just a pile of garbage, and I remember its name. Hey everybody, welcome to a very special Christmas episode of Shut Up a Second.
0:39.0	I'm Jackson Bailey.
0:40.0	I'm Zoe Bellota.
0:40.9	I'm Adam. to remember its name. Hey everybody and welcome to a very special Christmas episode of Shut Up a second.
0:39.0	I'm Jackson Bailey.
0:40.0	I'm Zoe Bellotta.
0:40.9	I'm Adam.
0:41.6	And today's topic is Slays.
0:43.8	Chichiching, jing, jing, jing, jing, jing, jing, jing.
0:46.8	Oh.
0:48.9	R reindeer noise.
0:58.8	I was going to say Merry Christmas It's like Santa getting cut off by his reindeer
1:02.5	It's me, Vixen
1:05.2	Damn it, Vixen
1:06.8	So many reindeer's all with different names
1:09.1	Vixen, I comment, dasher,asher No Prancer dancer Uh huh Luigi That's the one If you can Squally Pusquali The Italian Santing Randing Sanding If you can name all of Santa's reindeer You lived a very first world. I can't, though.
1:28.3	How many are there?
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