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Good evening, everyone.

So Bill and Hillary Clinton skipped their depositions before the House Oversight Committee regarding Jeffrey Epstein.

But this isn't the first time Hillary left someone hanging.

What's that mean?

President Trump announced that sanctuary cities will lose federal funding on February 1st.

In a related story, this country of Somalia just started to go-fund me.

In Minnesota this week, articles of impeachment were officially drafted against

Governor Tim Walts. He immediately wet his pants when he heard the word drafted.

Jin Chow Wei, a U.S. Navy sailor, was convicted of spying for China and sentenced to 16 years in prison,

which is far better than the worst thing that could have happened to a Chinese spy, sex with Eric Swalwell.

Yeah, I'd take the jail time.

Yeah, me too.

Democrats say that the Pentagon unlawfully disguised a military plane that struck a Venezuelan drugboat.

I think we have a picture of the plane.

Chase Bank is suing former Chicago Democrat mayor Lori Lightfoot for not paying an $11,000 debt on her credit card.

Yeah, they're mad you didn't spend it on plastic surgery.

Unfair.

Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Fry was on Fox and Friends this morning. Boy. unfair Minneapolis mayor

Jacob Fry was on Fox

and Friends this morning

Boy.

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