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Again, not chanting the last name, but it's a start.

Good evening, everyone. So former Vice President Kamala Harris and her husband, Doug

M. Hoff, recently bought an $8 million mansion in Malibu.

Yeah, she said she got it in a fire sale.

But at over 4,000 square feet, Emhoff boasted that you could have a nanny live there and my wife would never see her.

After record rains, Los Angeles is a white house. You could have a nanny live there and my wife would never see her.

After record rains, Los Angeles is a wash and potholes.

In a related story, Tom Cruise has been reported missing.

Because he's a little guy just like me.

Costco is offering gift cards in return for your outdated electronics, with one man asking, do they take pacemakers? This is interesting. January 14th marked the medieval holiday called

Feast of the Ass, which today is only celebrated by a few Christians and for an entirely different reason,

this guy.

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