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And now, here's Christopher Titus with this week's Armageddon Update.

I'm Christopher Titus, and this is the Armageddon Update.

Well, here we are on week three of talking about the dead pedophile and his best friend for 15 years.

You know, it's gotten so uncomfortable

for Epstein's ex-best friend that he had one of his cadre of supervillains. Here we see

Where's Waldo Man, whose superpower is the ability to disappear Congress to avoid accountability?

So, this Epstein thing is not going away. In fact, it's getting bigger and bigger, and sweet potato Hitler is just throwing all he can against the wall to end it. He started a week, though. This is Rosie O'Donnell, who has moved to Ireland. He tried to make us forget about his pedipaw best friend by saying he was going to revoke American-born citizen Rosie O'Donnell's citizenship.

And Rosie then body slammed his ass so hard that he stopped bothering her instantly.

Her response ends with, you're a bad joke who can't form a coherent sentence.

Nice. She sounds scared. Then he tried to go after Adam Schiff, who handed Trump his ass

while leading the first impeachment hearing. Wait, sorry. The second impeachment hearing. No. First or second of which I forgot which impeachment hearing. There are just so many. Anyway, when that didn't divert his base in all of America asking about his best friend, the pedophile, and wanting to see the pedophile documents

that Trump had a thousand FBI agents go through to scrub his name from. Well, when that came out,

he posted an AI video of Obama getting roughed up and arrested in the White House. You know,

like the leader of the free world and not a petulant fourth

grader who will never be a tenth of the president, man, leader, singer, dancer, lawyer, or anything

else, B-Rock is. Bro, we miss you so much. When that video didn't divert the focus from Trump's

best friend, the pedophile, he tried to force the NFL to change the name of

the commanders back to the Redskins. Yeah, the Redskins, you know, the racist slur people used

in the 1800s to call the people they genocided. And when that didn't turn the unwashed masses from

wondering why Trump was sued by a girl that says he raped her with his best friend, the pedophile, when she was

13, and since it's kind of embarrassing to be the president with a pedophile best friend, he again

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