You have found the Titus podcast, Armageddon Update, with host Christopher Titus, Rachel Bradley, and Ken Highland.

And now, here's Christopher Titus with this week's Armageddon Update.

I'm Christopher Titus.

And this is the Armageddon Update.

And what are we talking about on our half-ass Timu daily show knockoff today?

Well, this post.

Can I ask what's going on with my boys and in some cases, gals?

Which is the frontrunner for the weirdest weird Trump post of 2025.

You know, the dude that attacks everyone for just a sideways

look is now pleading that we stop looking into the evil life of the worst sex trafficker

and leader of a child prostitution ring and the president's best friend for 10 years,

who died so badly in prison. even Putin can't keep a straight face

when saying, it was suicide. The worst pet on American history, a man who got convicted for

an underage prostitution ring in 2006, then had to do prison time, at least 12 hours a day of

prison time, because obviously the prison in Florida was also a residence inn.

Regarding his suicide, when they released the prison video camera footage,

it showed nothing.

And then some video Dennis over at Wired dove deeper into the video's metadata

and found out that the Epstein

Prison Security video had been modified. Right. The video that show if the guy committed suicide

or if it was an unrequested assisted suicide, well, it's been edited using Adobe Premiere

Pro like we do on the show and had been,

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