Superman! Rats! Elliott gets YELLED AT in Scotland

The Valleycast

Comedy

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 6 August 2025

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Joe and Elliott speak from opposite sides of the planet as Elliott navigates the wild world of Scotland and Joe navigates... rats? It's important to note that rats are highly intelligent and emotionally complex creatures who have done little more to earn their nefarious reputation than committing the sin of having a hairless tail. This comment section better remain pro-rat, but if you see someone spouting anti-rat rhetoric, please feel free to rat them out. Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk across the digital globe: http://twitter.com/TheValleyfolk http://instagram.com/TheValleyfolk http://facebook.com/TheValleyfolk Follow the group on their personal socials: Joe Bereta: http://twitter.com/JoeBereta http://instagram.com/joebereta Elliott Morgan: http://twitter.com/elliottcmorgan http://instagram.com/elliottmorgan Steve Zaragoza: http://twitter.com/stevezaragoza http://instagram.com/stevezaragoza HEY YOU IN THE CHINOS!

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0:00.0	recording is in progress and it's gonna record to the computer because we live in the future
0:04.8	Elliot's on the other side of the frickin' world and somehow we get to talk in real time
0:09.8	we take all of this shit for granted we're all freaking wizards we're do wizard things
0:14.4	don't feel like watching movies so i'll watch people get them instead i don't know how it goes i think it starts
0:25.7	with your show i know it's insane it's like texting y'all this morning it was morning for y'all
0:35.8	and i was like this is so crazy. It's so much.
0:37.8	I've been awake all day.
0:38.8	And you guys are, we're still asleep.
0:43.7	So I'm in Edinburgh, Scotland.
0:47.0	You are in Burbank, California.
0:49.5	We have a lot to catch up on Joe.
0:51.0	And so thank you for joining us, everyone on this episode.
0:53.3	You learned how to say Edinburghinburgh correctly. I think you hit the E. This is my idea. Yeah, I think you say Edinburgh and you
1:01.7	forget the bruh part. And it's not burrow. You don't go up on the end. Nope. They don't like that.
1:08.0	No. Yeah, I think they hate the brough part so they pretend that it doesn't exist.
1:13.5	So you're at Edinburgh and then you just kind of mumble the rest. That's my understanding.
1:17.0	I could be wrong. They're like, we don't have time for this word. We don't have the time to get
1:21.3	through it. We've got things to do. We have a we have a comedy festival that lasts forever
1:26.6	that I assume they have to spend the rest of the year meticulously planning for.
1:32.6	Yeah, except I'm walking around.
1:34.4	I'm seeing signs for other festivals.
1:36.4	And I'm like, what else you guys got going on?
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