Three Dummies Talk Farts, Movies, and Other Things The Woke Doesn't Want You to Hear

The Valleycast

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4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 14 August 2025

⏱️ 51 minutes

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We're back in action, talking flatulence, films, and fan theories! Elliott was expecting a bigger reaction to his theory on The Batman 2 rumors, but that's okay. He'll 'em next time! Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk across the digital globe: http://twitter.com/TheValleyfolk http://instagram.com/TheValleyfolk http://facebook.com/TheValleyfolk Follow the group on their personal socials: Joe Bereta: http://twitter.com/JoeBereta http://instagram.com/joebereta Elliott Morgan: http://twitter.com/elliottcmorgan http://instagram.com/elliottmorgan Steve Zaragoza: http://twitter.com/stevezaragoza http://instagram.com/stevezaragoza They're birds.

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0:00.0	Right after this intro, while you continue the intro, I'm going to fill up my tea. Oh, that's wonderful. Guys, the boys are back in town. Boys are back in town. I thought that was kind of silly. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. Dang, dang, dang, dang, dang. Deggagga. Degg, dang, dang, dang. The boys are back. Dang, da-k-k-de-d-d-k-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-k-d-d-k'gdgdg, dang. The poor's so back.
0:21.0	Dang, dang, dang, ding.
0:22.1	The good thing, ding, ding, ding, ding.
0:24.1	Your source for right-wing politics and views that the woke doesn't want you to hear.
0:31.6	Welcome to the Valleycast.
0:35.6	Oh, man.
0:37.6	You know what they call it woke?
0:40.2	It's because they,
0:41.4	they're never asleep because they never shut up.
0:43.8	They're always awake.
0:45.0	Go get your tea.
0:45.7	Yeah.
0:46.3	They're always weight.
0:46.9	Why go to your tea, Joe?
0:48.0	Okay.
0:49.3	Don't feel like watching movies,
0:52.3	so I'll watch people get them instead. i don't know how it goes i think it starts
0:59.8	with your show you got me tea um let's see there is there is so fast isn't that crazy i'm gonna shave it again i didn't even get used to it before it was You grew back so fast. Isn't that crazy?
1:11.2	I'm going to shave it again.
1:12.2	I didn't even get used to it before it was back.
1:14.9	So I guess when you have testosterone like me, dude,
1:18.8	you know what I mean?
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