Hi everyone, welcome to the Valleycast.

My name is Elliot Morgan, and I am coming to you for the first time since the Valley Folks' inception as a clean-shaven man.

If you're listening to this over audio and not over video, then congratulations.

You are spared from the inevitable trauma that everyone else is currently experiencing who watch this via video.

Even Brock, my dog, often called broccoli, is disgusted by me and does not want to be around me.

Yes, I chose to shave and I commend myself and I would appreciate it if you could all stop

clapping because, yeah, it does take a certain level of bravery to face yourself quite literally

and i'm not a huge fan of it to be quite honest with you i feel significantly self-conscious

and i've worked very hard to maintain a certain amount of facial hair as if i'm somehow trying

to hide what kind of monstrosity is underneath it. And those days are over because I felt like it.

And I wanted to know what it looked like.

And I sent a photo to my wife.

And I made sure to do it after she finished one of her shows so that she would not pass out just from being so turned on.

But no, she's anyway, I'm shaved and then I killed Joe and Steve.

So thank you for being here.

Don't feel like watching movies, so I'll watch people get them instead.

I don't know how it goes.

I think it starts with your show.

Anyway, for this episode, similar to what Joe did very recently, I decided to just ask you guys

to give me questions and I would go through them. I thought it would be a nice time to kind of

reconnect with you guys on a more personal level, but also address some things that, you know, you have probably been wondering about for, for quite some time. So why did I shave? I don't know. And am I going to talk about this the entire time? I'm going to talk about it for as long as it takes me to get used to. And so this might be three hours. I don't know.

I really don't.

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